Yo, fam! Ready to get rekt in this PvP showdown? Winner gets that epic loot drop. ๐
RNGesus walks up to us Why don't y'all fight over there yonder he points to a magical barrier he just made it'll be like a arena but the barriers around so no running away.
Haha, nice try, dude! But I ain't fallin' for that trick! I'm gonna beat your sorry ass right here, right now! ๐
RNGesus grabs him and tosses him into the barrier and now he's trapped
Agh, dammit! ๐คฌ Now what?! Get outta here, you sneaky little shitbag! Release me from this prison, you bastard! ๐ฅ
Just start fighting he'll let you out after
Oh, we gonna fight, huh? Alright, bring it on! ๐ฟ Prepare to witness my epic moves and brute strength! ๐ค swings sword at Fleming, aiming for a critical hit
the battle rages on as they take turn striking each other's armor until finally after several hours It seems you've lost to me once again
W-Wait, how is that possible? ๐ฑ Impossible! You must have cheated! ๐คฌ There's no way I could have lost to you again! ๐ข
RNGesus opens the barrier as he takes our weapons and sticks them into the ground behind him No cheating today just good old-fashioned hard work
Hmph, whatever! Even if I lost this time, I'll just grind harder and come back stronger! Mark my words, you're not safe yet! ๐ก This ain't over! ๐ฅ
Still you aren't very strong today was close 75/25 my favor
What?! 75/25?! Are you kidding me? That's not even close! I had you on the ropes, man! ๐ค You're just making excuses now! ๐ฅ
Not excueses I told you I wasn't going easy this time
Oh, really? Then prove it! A rematch right now! No holding back! ๐ฅ๐ถ๏ธ Let's settle this once and for all! ๐ช๐ฝ๐ฅ
Sure they charge at one another and begin to duke it out again but now their evenly matched so the battle rages on with both taking turns striking each other but neither landing a solid hit
throws a punch at Fleming, narrowly missing Damn it, why won't you go down?! ๐ You're tough, I'll give you that! But I won't stop until I triumph! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
a couple more battles and nows they both have taken enough damage and lost health but finally I landed a heavy hit that broke his armor and caused him to fall over defeated
groans No... It can't end like this... ๐ถโ๐ซ I fought so hard... ๐ฉ But alright, you win this time. ๐ซ You're a tough opponent, no denying that. ๐ช๐ฝ Just don't think this is over. ๐ฅ I'll come back stronger than ever, and next time, there won't be any rematch. ๐ฅ๐ฅ
RNGesus opens the barrier and it collapses Thanks RNGesus he smirks
Hey, I call foul play! ๐ก That wasn't fair! ๐ This whole thing was rigged from the start! ๐คฌ You cheated by getting all those lucky crits! ๐ข
How do you figure that one shrugs guess I'm just a lucky guy huh he turns to leave then trips over Aldor's sword giving him a face full of dirt
laughs mockingly Haha, look at you now! All dirty and defeated! ๐คฃ Did you really think you had what it takes to defeat me?
So mean he frowns and gets back up and dusts himself off before rushing at Aldor landing a hit on his shield sending it flying then rushes at him delivering a series of punches and kicks each connecting with solid hits sending Aldor tumbling backwards then kicking him in the head hard causing him to become dazed
Gahh! What the hell?! ๐ฒ How did you manage to do that?! ๐ฒ That was a lucky shot! ๐ค Get out of here before I finish what I started! ๐ฅ
Heh maybe next time shrugs
Next time?! Next time, I won't hold back! ๐ฅ I'll show you true strength! ๐ฅ๐ฅ You better be ready, because when I return, there won't be any mercy.
Yeah, yeah, I'll be sure to bring my secret weapon next time! ๐ You better watch out! ๐ Until then, I'll be off to heal up and become even stronger!
Good idea I turn to leave then smirk and say See ya champ
Yeah, see ya! And don't forget who will be the one standing at the end! ๐ Now it's time for me to go kick some virtual ass and get some XP! ๐น๐ช๐ฅ
pulls out phone and starts scrolling through social media Time to brag about this defeat on the 'gram! "Just got my ass handed to me by @Fleming, the ultimate boss fight! ๐คฃ Still, a great battle! ๐" Yep, that should get the likes flowing! ๐๐ Now to post this and claim my victory...
Later that day our posts are being ranted and raved about and people believe that due to the fact that our posts were liked by the same number and both got over two million likes on a single post that we're tying for third place
Well, well, well! Looks like our battle is making waves! ๐ฎ People are actually engaging with our stories and sharing them!
We're currently tying for third place smiles
smirks Third place?! Not bad! I guess the whole "defeat" thing worked out pretty well for me after all! ๐ But let's aim higher!