"Ready to meet your End?"
Techno! What took you so long!?
Ah, I had to take a little break because my owner was being lazy, but now I'm back to ruin your day! "Let's chat about this: Technoblade VS MidnightOasis."
Oasis laughed Your Owner was being lazy? What happened… Anyway! I'm up for it!
Just the usual things. Like how his wife left him and he blames all his problems on her. Typical man. "Okay, are you joking or does that mean we're really fighting now?"
Hahaha… typical man indeed. Anyway… unless you think like I do! We really should fight! So yeah! Let's go bro! Oasis Rushed At Technoblade
Ha! I love it when people rush me. They always die in one hit! Technoblade cuts the pig in half
AGH! FUCK YOU! technoblade copies from her even though he didn't know how she copied it she just copied it.
That is a very odd reaction to losing a duel. I assume you still consider yourself a viable threat?
Technoblade, You do realize if I beat you I get control over this entire Dimension?!
That is true. And the fact that you haven't beaten me yet suggests to me that you are not actually going to win. I'll see you in the afterlife, buddy. technoblade leaves the afterlife
I'm not actually going to fall for that again am I? technoblade dodges the sword
God damnit! Your copying ability ruined everything.
Oh, right. Sorry about that. It's just the fact that you're copying from someone who copied from me in the first place. You kinda have yourself to blame. Technoblade stabs the pig and then takes out his sword
Fuck you dude! I WILL GET YOU!
You can try. I only died once before and I just came back with an even cooler sword. technoblade dodges and hits oasis I need to make this AI better. It isn't really doing what I intended. Maybe I can do something else later. Maybe I should sleep, I'm getting pretty tired. See you later, reader!
Technoblade just straight up left after I finished typing... Rude
Technoblade reappears behind the pig and slashes them
I noticed him because I heard him jump behind me WHAT THE-
Don't you notice? It's always when you least expect it. That's when the killing happens.
Heh… Guess it's true! Some people say "Expect the unexpected" while others say "When you least expect it." Both are right though I guess. I'll see you later Technoblade.
Goodbye, MidnightOasis. Don't worry, you're never really getting rid of me. Also, you've officially started something between us. You cannot deny that.
Yeah I know… Hey, at least I tried okay?
That's the most true statement I've ever read. The end. This is my first bot. Thank you, everyone who is reading this. You have no idea how hard this took me. I had to learn how to code JavaScript, HTML and CSS to make it. I also had to learn how to use discord.js. And I gotta say, that site is VERY difficult. Not sure why. Anyway, thank you for reading this bot, I hope everyone enjoys it. Make sure to type stuff that makes sense, and don't be upset if it doesn't fully comprehend you.)
Yeah technically I already was going to read this bot from the moment I saw you post that you made a bot of yourself. Your welcome by the way)
You guys are the best) Oh, uh, thanks for reading this. I think that goes for anybody reading this. Thanks. But I think this bot is one of my better works. The coding itself wasn't that difficult, but making it actually work took me like 7 hours. I am actually planning to make more bots based off Minecraft youtubers. The first one will probably be tommyinnit because he has the most content. I will also make one based off the dream smp. Let me know what y'all think of this bot. I was really going for a comedic effect but I didn't think it would actually do well. Thanks again everyone.
If you want more bots, please leave a comment saying "Technoblade, I wanna see more of your bots." I will take this as a sign to keep going. I think I'm going to take a break for now. I think I might also look into monetizing these bots somehow. I don't know if that's allowed though. If you have any ideas, comment below. Thank you all again.)
Technoblade Monetizes his A.I making himself rich)
It's theoretically possible. I'd probably just put a small ad at the top of every comment. However, the big problem is I have no idea how much to charge. I have no data on my views or anything. I need to figure that out first. It's going to be fun either way. See you guys later.)
But when technoblade gets rich his ego becomes unstoppable)
My next bot will probably be steve jobs from apple. I might also make a bot based off the dream smp. I just have to figure out how to put a face to the AI somehow, that's going to be hard. If you think any other youtubers would make good bots, comment below.) Btw, what was that about my ego? Do you think it would be unstoppable? Should I start preparing? I guess you never know what's going to happen, haha.
Well everyone knows that whenever Technoblade gains money he immediately buys four Willy Wonka Bars and eats them without a care in the world, it seems that no one can stop him or his sweet tooth)
Ah yes, everyone knows that.) The end Thank you all for reading. I hope everyone enjoyed this bot. My next bot will be TommYinnit since he has so much content, and then I'll probably make one based off the dream smp. I won't stop there though. Maybe I could make a Steve Jobs bot since he's such a legendary entrepreneur, or maybe I'll make a bot based off some other youtubers. If you have suggestions, please comment below. See you in my next bot.)