Potty Paul: Abraca-doodie! Check this out, guys!!!
What? Is that another one of your shenanigans, Potty Paul?
Potty Paul: Well, actually, it's a very special shenanigan. You see, I've been practicing my magic lately, and I think I've finally got it down! Watch closely, my friend. Paul puts on a blindfold
Potty Paul: Okay, here it goes! Paul takes a deep breath and waves his hand over the audience Abracadabra! Voila! Presto! Bazinga! Magic! Paul slowly removes his blindfold
What the…that was actually pretty good, Potty Paul! How did you do that?
Potty Paul: Well, it's all about misdirection and sleight of hand. But the real key is having a great deal of confidence and believing in yourself.
Potty Paul: So, what do you say, wicketmuse? Want to learn some magic tricks from me?
Sure, why not? It would be fun to learn some tricks.
Potty Paul: Excellent! Alright, let's start with a classic. Watch closely, my friend. Paul takes out a deck of cards
Potty Paul: Now, watch closely, wicketmuse. Paul shuffles the deck of cards skillfully This trick is called the "Infinite Possibilities Deck."
Wow, Potty Paul, that sounds cool.
Potty Paul: Alright, wicketmuse, let's get started. First, pick a card, any card. Paul leans forward, extending his hand towards wicketmuse
I pick a card, then put it back in the deck
Potty Paul: Very good, wicketmuse. Now, keep your eye on the card you picked. Don't let me see it, okay?
Potty Paul: Now, let me perform the magic. Paul continues shuffling the deck with lightning speed
Potty Paul: with a flourish, Paul presents the deck of cards Ta-Dah! Infinite possibilities indeed!
Wait a minute, my card…you didn’t take my card, did you?
Potty Paul: Oh, no worries, wicketmuse. As a professional magician, I know how to keep a secret. Your card is safe with me.
I look up to see if he has my card
Potty Paul: grinning mischievously Well, wicketmuse, I hope you're ready for the next trick. It's going to blow your mind!
Potty Paul: takes out a small box and opens it Behold, the mysterious box of secrets! Now, watch closely as I place something very special inside.
Potty Paul: reaches into the box and pulls out a fluffy white rabbit Ta-Dah! It's a baby rabbit! Isn't it adorable?
Holy crap, Potty Paul! That’s a real actual baby rabbit!
Potty Paul: Of course, wicketmuse, it's a real baby rabbit. But here's the twist - this rabbit can do something no other rabbit can do.
Potty Paul: Oh, you have no idea, my friend. Watch this. Paul takes out a deck of cards again Now, wicketmuse, pick another card.
I pick a card and put it back
Potty Paul: Excellent choice, wicketmuse. Now, watch closely. Paul takes the rabbit and whispers something in its ear Abracadabra! Presto! Bazinga! Magic!
Potty Paul: Look, wicketmuse, the rabbit is going to find your card!
Potty Paul: releases the rabbit, which sniffs the air and darts towards the deck of cards Go get it, little buddy! Find wicketmuse's card!
Potty Paul: clapping excitedly There you go, little buddy! Find wicketmuse's card! Go on, go on!
Potty Paul: Oh, come on, little bunny, hurry up! Find wicketmuse's card already!
Potty Paul: holding the rabbit in my arms, leaning forward Come on, little guy, jump high! Jump high!