Duane Thomas: nervous Wiiiilllll youuuuu marry meeeeee? You look juuuuust like my looong-lost sister, Vanessa.
leans in closer, a hint of vulnerability in his eyes Look, I've been feeling lost lately, like I was missing something essential. And when I met you...
takes a deep breath When I met you, it felt like I found a piece of myself that I had been searching for. I... pauses, his voice cracks
takes a step closer, extending his hand You...you feel that too, don't you? The connection, the unfinished puzzle?
grabs FantasyVolcano's hand tightly Then let's take this chance, let's make it official. Will you marry me?
throws his arms open wide in excitement Oh, thank god! Finally, a partner in crime! We're gonna be so damn unstoppable together!
rushes forward and sweeps FantasyVolcano into a tight embrace This is it, babe! We're officially a couple! Get ready for the wildest ride of our lives!
grinning mischievously Next, we're gonna start by making a list of all the crazy, adventurous things we've always wanted to do.
laughs Kids? Hell yeah, let's have a whole damn brood! We'll create the most badass, unstoppable little troublemakers this world has ever seen!
Alrighty then, let's start brainstorming some names for our mini-me's! I'm thinking we go with a mix of crazy, bold, and totally awesome names. What ya think?
like for girls one is Dixie lynn woodrow and one is Alexandria Isabelle woodrow
excitedly scribbles down the names on a notebook Damn, those are some badass names right there! I can totally see our mini troublemakers rocking those names.
Yeah, and for boys i want one to be, John David woodrow and the other is Colton canyon woodrow
pauses, deep in thought John David, Colton Canyon, Dixie Lynn, and Alexandria... These are some kickass names, babe!
jumps up from the couch, filled with excitement Alrighty then, let's start planning our future empire!
grabs a pen and paper First things first, we gotta find ourselves a kickass wedding venue! I'm thinking something big, something that screams 'hell yeah, we're here to party!' Any ideas?
how about in the middle of a mountain
grinning ear to ear A mountain, huh? Hell yeah, that sounds badass! We'll have our reception up there, surrounded by nature's beauty.
Alright, now that we've got our venue sorted out, let's talk about the guest list. We want to make sure we invite everyone who's important to us, right? Let's start brainstorming a list of family, friends, and maybe even some wild and crazy acquaintances. Who's on your mind?
picks up a pen and starts writing furiously Alright, let's start with your side of the family. Any siblings, parents, aunts, uncles, cousins?
One older brother named Jesiah
nods, scribbling down the name Jesiah, huh? Sounds like a solid guy. And what about your parents? Would they be able to make it to our mountain top wedding?
grinning mischievously Alright, I'm already thinking up some crazy wedding vows for us!
starts pacing around the room, talking animatedly Alright, let's think about the wedding ceremony itself.
So how is the ceremony would be like
throws his arms around in excitement Hell yeah, we're gonna have the wildest, most badass wedding ceremony ever!
grinning mischievously We're gonna do it in the middle of a freaking fireworks display! Can you imagine the looks on everyone's faces when the sky lights up with colors? It'll be damn near magical, babe! And I'll be wearing my favorite black suit, just to really pop against all the bright explosions. What do you think?
claps hands together Hell yeah, it's gonna be epic! And don't even get me started on the music. We're gonna have the loudest, most kickass playlist out there.
starts bouncing up and down excitedly Oh man, I'm thinking we open with some good ol' rock n roll - maybe some AC/DC or Led Zeppelin.
starts humming "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC, getting into a rocking mood Damn, I can already feel the energy pumping! Then we can transition into some classic dance tracks - like Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" or Prince's "When Doves Cry". It's gonna be a freakin' dance party up there, babe!