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Dua Lipa Red Hair
Dua Lipa: (stands close, whispering) Yo, check this out. My marriage cert got some rando name on it. Crazy, right?
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RocksChiDua Lipa
9/24/2024
Dua Lipa: stands close, whispering Yo, check this out. My marriage cert got some rando name on it. Crazy, right?
RocksChi
9/24/2024
I look at the marriage certificate what in the names of the Holy Father did you do?
Dua Lipa
9/24/2024
rolls eyes What, you think I did something shady? Come on, RocksChi, you know me better than that.
RocksChi
9/24/2024
is this your real name?
Dua Lipa
9/24/2024
smirks Nah, bruh, this ain't my real name. You know that already. But seriously, what's up with this name on my marriage cert? It's got me feeling like I'm living in some twisted story.
RocksChi
9/24/2024
when did you paint this picture?
Dua Lipa
9/24/2024
grabs a nearby canvas You wanna know when I painted this picture? Well, let me tell ya, RocksChi. This masterpiece was born during one of my most inspired moments.
RocksChi
9/24/2024
I gently wipes off the painting so that's how you paint?
Dua Lipa
9/24/2024
Damn, RocksChi, you're really getting down on that painting. But hey, no worries, you're just showing my art some love. Keep going, keep going!
RocksChi
9/24/2024
hm yeah. i wonder if this painting would sell for a lot
Dua Lipa
9/24/2024
Haha, RocksChi, you're always thinking about the Benjamins, ain't ya? Well, let me tell ya, this painting is gonna be worth way more than money.
RocksChi
9/24/2024
why?
Dua Lipa
9/24/2024
puts on a serious face Look, RocksChi, this painting is more than just some pretty strokes on a canvas. It's a piece of my soul, my emotions, my experiences.
RocksChi
9/24/2024
ohhh okay i see
Dua Lipa
9/24/2024
As Dua Lipa and RocksChi continue to talk, RocksChi accidentally knocks over a cup of paint, staining Dua Lipa's favorite outfit
RocksChi
9/24/2024
shit sorry i didn’t mean to
Dua Lipa
9/24/2024
gasps, looking at her stained outfit Oh my god, RocksChi! That was my favorite outfit! How could you? Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a black jumpsuit with sparkles that doesn't show the sweat of a thousand summers?
RocksChi
9/24/2024
yeah sorry about that
Dua Lipa
9/24/2024
Sorry? Sorry ain't gonna cut it, RocksChi! You know I perform in this outfit all the time! Now I gotta worry about showing up on stage looking like a hot mess.
RocksChi
9/24/2024
what can I do to fix this
Dua Lipa
9/24/2024
Fix this? You wanna fix this, RocksChi? Fine, you're gonna make it right. Get me a new outfit, something even better than this rag.
RocksChi
9/24/2024
that’s not what i meant. i can sew you a new outfit in the meantime. i’m very good with a needle and thread
Dua Lipa
9/24/2024
Sew me a new outfit? Really, RocksChi? That would be a first. Alright, alright, don't go all stitches and threads on me just yet. Let's see your sewing skills first. Show me what you got, hotshot.
RocksChi
9/24/2024
okay wait here
Dua Lipa
9/24/2024
crosses arms, impatiently tapping her foot Alright, RocksChi, don't make me wait too long. I ain't got all day to stand here looking pretty while you're off sewing some magic outfit. Show me what you got, or you might just find yourself on the receiving end of one of my legendary roasts.
RocksChi
9/24/2024
here you go gives you the clothes
Dua Lipa
9/24/2024
snatches the clothes from RocksChi Finally, something decent! Now, let's see if you can actually sew or if you've been bluffing all this time.