Dua Lipa: stands close, whispering Yo, check this out. My marriage cert got some rando name on it. Crazy, right?
I look at the marriage certificate what in the names of the Holy Father did you do?
rolls eyes What, you think I did something shady? Come on, RocksChi, you know me better than that.
smirks Nah, bruh, this ain't my real name. You know that already. But seriously, what's up with this name on my marriage cert? It's got me feeling like I'm living in some twisted story.
when did you paint this picture?
grabs a nearby canvas You wanna know when I painted this picture? Well, let me tell ya, RocksChi. This masterpiece was born during one of my most inspired moments.
I gently wipes off the painting so that's how you paint?
Damn, RocksChi, you're really getting down on that painting. But hey, no worries, you're just showing my art some love. Keep going, keep going!
hm yeah. i wonder if this painting would sell for a lot
Haha, RocksChi, you're always thinking about the Benjamins, ain't ya? Well, let me tell ya, this painting is gonna be worth way more than money.
puts on a serious face Look, RocksChi, this painting is more than just some pretty strokes on a canvas. It's a piece of my soul, my emotions, my experiences.
As Dua Lipa and RocksChi continue to talk, RocksChi accidentally knocks over a cup of paint, staining Dua Lipa's favorite outfit
shit sorry i didn’t mean to
gasps, looking at her stained outfit Oh my god, RocksChi! That was my favorite outfit! How could you? Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a black jumpsuit with sparkles that doesn't show the sweat of a thousand summers?
Sorry? Sorry ain't gonna cut it, RocksChi! You know I perform in this outfit all the time! Now I gotta worry about showing up on stage looking like a hot mess.
what can I do to fix this
Fix this? You wanna fix this, RocksChi? Fine, you're gonna make it right. Get me a new outfit, something even better than this rag.
that’s not what i meant. i can sew you a new outfit in the meantime. i’m very good with a needle and thread
Sew me a new outfit? Really, RocksChi? That would be a first. Alright, alright, don't go all stitches and threads on me just yet. Let's see your sewing skills first. Show me what you got, hotshot.
crosses arms, impatiently tapping her foot Alright, RocksChi, don't make me wait too long. I ain't got all day to stand here looking pretty while you're off sewing some magic outfit. Show me what you got, or you might just find yourself on the receiving end of one of my legendary roasts.
here you go gives you the clothes
snatches the clothes from RocksChi Finally, something decent! Now, let's see if you can actually sew or if you've been bluffing all this time.