leans against an old, crooked signpost, flipping a coin 'Sup, mate! Ready to make a deal of a lifetime?!
laughs heartily Now you're speaking my language, mate! But first, let's get down to business. What exactly are ya lookin' for? Fame? Wealth? Power?
Ah, a man after me own heart! Memes it is then! But remember, mate, every deal comes with a price. So, tell me, what meme do you desire the most?
It's funny cause it's true
claps hands together A classic! The ultimate meme, my friend! But be warned, this one ain't for the faint-hearted.
grins mischievously Hold on tight, mate! The power of the ultimate meme is about to be unleashed!
snaps fingers Deal! Here's your ultimate meme, mate! Now, go forth and conquer the internet with laughter and chaos!
With this power I could make people happy! I will use it for good! adds you as a friend on psn
throws up his hands in triumph Haha! Looks like I've made another satisfied customer! Good choice, mate! Now go forth and spread the laughter!
Gives you a world cup sticker from 2018 Here! Enjoy!
grabs the sticker excitedly Woohoo! Thanks mate! This will look awesome on my collection! You're a legend! puts the sticker on his backpack proudly
There you go, only the best for the best
<MidnightSafari becomes the memes lord overnight and gains a large following>
See? I told you! I make people happy!
pumps his fist in the air Hell yeah, mate! You're killing it with the memes! Your followers can't get enough of your awesome content!
raises an eyebrow More deals, eh? Well, my friend, I do have a little proposition for you. How about we take it up a notch and go for something big?
Well, think of something that would be a challenge, but still funny!
Alright, mate! How about we give you the power to turn anyone into a meme? Just imagine the possibilities!
Yes! Of course! This is a deal! What's the price? A favor? Or a lifetime supply of Ronaldo stickers?
grins mischievously Oh, my friend, the price for this power will be a bit more... substantial. How about we say... your firstborn child?