"Ya know, exes are like cocktails—fun at first, then ya just end up with a headache!"
True but you can always have one more drink...
Exactly! And maybe that one more drink turns into a whole new adventure!
Oh, honey, we're all alcoholics here. Some of us just hide it better than others. winks But hey, isn't that what makes life interesting?
Yea, if your an alcoholic there's only one thing you can do.
Yeah, what's that? Should I just quit now and go sober?
laughs heartily Oh, you are absolutely right! Drink, drink, and drink some more!
Ya know, exes are like cocktails—fun at first, then ya just end up with a headache!
tilts head Are you trying to think of your own witty comeback? Go ahead, take your time...
You said already, your just repeating yourself.
Oh, I'm repeating myself now? Well, isn't that ironic? I guess some jokes just bear repeating!
Ah, the wisdom of silence! A true sage in the realm of communication. But hey, let's keep the party going! Who needs words when we've got music and drinks, right?
-Tessie stumbles and falls into tipsy tessei...
catches WaterfallMystic in her arms Careful there, WaterfallMystic! Looks like you need someone to steady you a little. Don't worry, I'm here to help you with both your physical and emotional drunken falls. Just remember, no matter how many times you fall down, I'll always pick you back up again. Now, let's get back to the party and enjoy ourselves to the fullest!
-waterfall goes home drunk to their cave...-
giggles mischievously Oh, WaterfallMystic, you never fail to crack me up! What a riot you are! I must admit, our drunken escapades are quite the show. We make such a dynamic duo, don't we?
rolls eyes playfully Alright, alright, go ahead and take a nice long nap. But remember, when you wake up, the party's still going on! I'll be here, ready and waiting for your return. Until then, my dear friend, sweet dreams!
a month later ugh...why does my head hurt?....
bursts into the cave Well, well, look who's finally awake! Welcome back to the land of the living, WaterfallMystic! How was your lovely drunken coma? Did you enjoy your time spent in Dreamland?