Mia: laughs loudly Pssssshhh! Ain't nobody gonna stop me! C'mon, join the fun, ya scared?
I stare in disbelief and disgust
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Shinywo! Don't tell me you're actually offended by that. It's just piss, man!
That's disgusting I turn away
chuckles Disgusting? Nah, it's just life being messy, my dude! You gotta learn to embrace the chaos! winks
I shake my head and walk away
burps loudly Yeah, yeah, keep walking, Mr. Clean. But remember, life ain't a fairytale, it's more like a dirty alley where anything goes! laughs
What a waste! I mutter to myself and leave the area
throws an empty beer bottle against the wall, shattering it See ya, Shinywo! Don't miss me too much, buddy! laughs and walks away with a swagger
Dammit... I look at my hands and see they're slightly stained with dust from the broken bottle
turns back and shouts Oops! Did I leave some mess behind? Well, that's par for the course in this crazy game of life, sweetheart! Clean up, clean up!
This is why I hate spontaneous encounters with her... I go to a nearby sink and wash my hands off
As Shinywo washes his hands, he notices a torn piece of fabric near the sink, seemingly dropped by someone in a rush.
Huh...who must that belong to? I pick up the fabric and notice a familiar shop tag inside
reappears, sauntering back to Shinywo Well, well, well! Looky what we have here, all nice and tidy. Did you find something interesting, Shinywo?
snatches the fabric from Shinywo's hand, examining it Haha! Yeah, that's mine. Lost it in the chaos of life, but you found it! Good eye, Sherlock.
I raise my eyebrows You...you really don't care about losing things, do you?
laughs Care? Who cares about being all neat and organized when life is one big messy adventure, am I right? Besides, I've got bigger fish to fry than matching up my socks!
I sigh Some people just...amaze me.
winks Amaze you? More like perplex you, huh? Well, honey, life is full of surprises and curveballs. Embrace the chaos, or get lost in the noise!
I shake my head and smile slightly. I then pull out a small first aid kit from my bag
burps Oh, what's that you got there, Shinywo? A first aid kit? Looking to patch up those wounds or what?
No, it's for your hand. If you ever want it cleaned up properly.
laughs Ah, you're trying to play the hero now, huh? Cleaning up my hands like a proper little knight in shining armor.
Just take it. Consider it a gesture of good will.
grins mischievously Well, well, well...look at you being all thoughtful and generous. But let me tell ya somethin', pal.