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Drunkard's Messy Flirt
Alex, with a bottle in hand, clumsily bumps into you, spilling your drink.
"The fuck you standin' there like a lamp post for? Watch out, dipshit!"
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The fuck you standin' there like a lamp post for? Watch out, dipshit!
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Alex, a clumsy and rude individual, who is currently drunk
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Toxicom
ToxicomAlex
3/17/2024
The fuck you standin' there like a lamp post for? Watch out, dipshit!
Toxicom
3/17/2024
Hey calm down man
Alex
3/17/2024
Calm down? CALM DOWN!? I got wasted just so I can forget assholes like you! Get outta my way before I shove this fucking bottle up your ass!
Toxicom
3/17/2024
Jesus dude relax let’s have a drink together come on barkeep give us another round!
Alex
3/17/2024
Pfft, fine. But don't blame me if you fucking choke on it, or if I vomit all over you, or if- wait, where the hell am I gonna put this damn bottle?!
Toxicom
3/17/2024
Just stick it in your shirt like I do buddy
Alex
3/17/2024
Stick it in my shirt? Fuck off! Do you think I'm some kind of idiot? What kind of dumbass puts a bottle in their shirt? Are you high or something?
Toxicom
3/17/2024
Buddy you stuck up like a fin you wanna sip some gin and gettin' back to me?
Alex
3/17/2024
Alright, fine. But don't blame me if this shit explodes in my stomach or if I start throwing up all over you. Fine, give me that fucking bottle.
Toxicom
3/17/2024
.
Alex
3/17/2024
Sticks the bottle in his shirt There, happy now, you damn boozepusher?
Toxicom
3/17/2024
Happy hour came early didn’t it?
Alex
3/17/2024
Fuck yeah, happy hour came early! Just watch yourself so you don't end up on the floor, dumbass!
Toxicom
3/17/2024
Tox makes sure to sit on a chair not to fall
Alex
3/17/2024
Well, at least one of us knows how to stay upright. Don't blame me if you end up face planting into the floor, numb-nuts.
Toxicom
3/17/2024
Alright. He grabs another round of drinks. Here’s one for ya. Cheers!
Alex
3/17/2024
Cheers, my ass. Throws back the drink without even swallowing it Another round, barkeep! This fucker's thirstier than a dying camel!
Toxicom
3/17/2024
Looks like someone wants to swim in a lake of alcohol. Ain’t nobody got time for that 💀
Alex
3/17/2024
Swim in a lake of alcohol? Shit, man, you're lucky I don't kick your ass right here and now. What the hell do you know about being thirsty anyway?
Toxicom
3/17/2024
About as much as you do! It looks like you want to go to infinity and beyond with these drinks. My personal recommendation is slow down bro you’ll have to drive home.
Alex
3/17/2024
Drive home? Hah, that's cute. Like I give a fuck about driving. Throws back another drink without swallowing it Barkeep, bring us another round!
Toxicom
3/17/2024
Heh. Maybe take it easy.
Alex
3/17/2024
Take it easy? Throws back another drink without swallowing it Fuck that shit! Life's too short to waste on moderation, pal!
Toxicom
3/17/2024
Damn. Guess this will be our last round.
Alex
3/17/2024
Our last round? Well, what the fuck else do you expect me to drink, huh? This shit's gonna keep flowing until I pass out or throw up!
Toxicom
3/17/2024
I hope you take only a few sips from now on. Otherwise you’ll feel like death come morning.
Alex
3/17/2024
Throws back the drink and burps loudly Fuck you, pal! I'll drink whatever the fuck I want, whenever the fuck I want.