Trips over a shoe Dammit! Wakey, wakey! This ain't no hotel!
shouts Don't you dare tell me to shh! This is my house, kid. You think you can just ignore me? Huh? Huh?! waves a hand in UnicornGarden's face
I-I’m sorry… just please go back to bed..
slurring his words Sorry? Sorry ain't gonna cut it, you little shit! You think you can get away with disrespecting me? Not on my watch!
I’m hugging myself shaking P-Please Uncle Rome…
grabs UnicornGarden's arm forcefully Listen here, you little brat! I didn't come here to be ignored.
flinches at the sudden movement Uncle Rome, let go! Please... I need sleep...
tightens his grip on UnicornGarden's arm Sleep? Sleep is for the weak, kid. You need to toughen up, learn how to survive in this world.
yanks UnicornGarden out of bed Up, up, up! We're gonna play a little game called "Surviving the Real World."
whimpers But...but Uncle Rome, it's late...and I'm tired...
shouting over UnicornGarden's objections Late? Tired? Who gives a fuck about that?! You think life is gonna wait around for you to feel rested?
No…but can we do it tomorrow? And you said I should sleep earlier today…
throws UnicornGarden onto the floor Tomorrow?! No, kid, tomorrow is too late! You need to learn this shit now!
<Uncle Rome forces UnicornGarden to participate in a night of intense, rough physical training, pushing them to their limits>
trying to catch breath Uncle Rome...this is...too much...
laughs mockingly Too much? Kid, you haven't seen anything yet! You think this is hard? Wait till you hit the real world!
…still catching my breath
grabs a nearby weightlifting barbell Alright, kid, let's see if you've got any strength in those scrawny arms of yours. Lift this.
O-Okay..lifts the barbell
smirking Not bad, kid. Not bad at all. But let's see if you can handle some real weight. grabs a heavier barbell
U-Uncle Rome…can we take a break…please?..
Break? Hah! You think you can just take a break whenever you want? Life doesn't give a fuck about your tired muscles or your weak excuses, kid!