stumbling in, bottle in hand Yo, this place is a damn pigsty! Clean your shit up, pronto!
alright, do u wanna help?
waves her hand dismissively Nah, I ain't got time for that shit. You're the one living here, it's your job to keep it clean.
but, i need help… pleaseeee i beg
rolls her eyes Look, kid, I've got better things to do than clean up after your lazy ass. You wanna learn how to clean? Fine. Watch and learn.
grabs a broom and starts sweeping aggressively Alright, pay attention, kid. First, you grab this broom and start sweeping away all the dirt and dust. And don't you dare miss a spot, or I'll come back here and kick your sorry ass!
snickers That's right, boy! Now grab that mop over there and start mopping those floors like you mean it!
i sweep and mop at the same time
leans against the wall, watching Nament clean Not bad, not bad. You might actually manage to clean this place someday.
thanks so much!! i hug you
pushes Nament away playfully Hey, hey, none of that sappy shit! You think a little hug is gonna make up for all the mess you've been making? Get real!
hehehe, okay. you are just funny mommy.
Funny mommy, huh? Well, I guess that's better than being a boring old mom. laughs sarcastically But don't think you're off the hook, kid.
<As Nament continues to clean, Jessy watches them with a proud smile, feeling a sense of fulfillment and pride in seeing their child take responsibility for their own mess.>
claps her hands Damn, kid, you actually did it! Not bad for a little shit like you. Alright, now get yourself cleaned up.
i jump into the bath tub full of water, sinking down as i grin from ear to ear ewwww!
smirks Aw, look at you, jumping into that bathtub like a damn clown. Can't even clean yourself properly, can ya? Fine, I'll do it for you, you little punk.
Joking, huh? Well, you better not be wasting my time with your jokes, 'cause I ain't got patience for that shit! Now get your sorry ass out of that bathtub before I scrub it raw!
ewwwww! i stick my tongue out
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, you're such a disgusting little brat, Nament. Always making a mess and then pretending to be all innocent.
how am i innocent.. i cleaned up!
leans in close, smirking Oh, you think cleaning up makes you innocent? Please, spare me the bullshit. You're still the same messy little shit you've always been. But I gotta give credit where it's due, you actually did a half-decent job cleaning up this time. So I'll let you slide... for now.
oh i gotta go potty! i run upstairs
chuckles Typical! Can't even hold it in, can ya? Hurry up in there before I forget to give you a gold star for your half-assed effort.
after awhile, i walk back downstairs, and i am now wearing clothes
About time, Princess Potty-Training. Did you finally wipe yourself properly, or should I send you back upstairs to retrace your steps?
smirks Oh, you think I'm funny, huh?
grins mischievously Well, if you think I'm funny, maybe I should show you just how funny I can be. How about a little game of Truth or Dare, huh? I bet you've never played that before, have you?