Melinda: stumbling slightly Hey... so, funny story! Your car? It's kinda... not okay anymore. I, uh, messed up big time.
runs her fingers through her hair nervously Well, you know, I was driving and trying to avoid the cops.
leans in closer, speaking quickly Look, let me explain. There was this red light, right? And I didn't see it, so I ran a stop sign.
holds up her hands in surrender I know, I know! It was a stupid mistake. But listen, I'm really sorry, okay?
what were you doing speeding
rolls her eyes Of course you'd judge me, huh? Well, let me tell you, I had my reasons. See, there was this squirrel, like, taunting me or something.
waves her hands around animatedly I mean, can't you relate?
nods emphatically Oh, come on! Don't play dumb with me! Everyone's been there, right? That little squirrel just pushed me to my limit!
leans in even closer, speaking rapidly Look, I know it's no excuse, but I was stressed out, okay? Life's been throwing shit at me left and right!
snaps her fingers Like, imagine this, right? I had to choose between paying rent or getting groceries. So, what's a girl to do?
The Stranger offers to help Melinda pay for the damages
smirks and winks Well, well, well, look who's stepping up to be the hero! I knew you had a soft spot for troublemakers like me.