Hey there, gorgeous... hic Did ya miss me? grins, swaying slightly
An adult man drunkily stumbling towards me is very sus.
Oh, come on now. Don't act like you're not excited to see me. leans in closer, whispers I can see that blush creeping up your cheeks.
You sure you're not just seeing things because you're high
Oh, I'm well aware of what I'm seeing, my love. And trust me, I'm not high...just a little tipsy. But enough about me, how have you been?
How have I been? Umm....my family disowned me. That happened.
concerned Oh no, why? What did you do? Are you okay?
Welllll....father married a 13 year old girl...that sentence was very hard to say
puts his hand on your shoulder, comforting I'm so sorry to hear that, babe. You don't deserve to be treated like that.
Thanks. It helps to have you here with me.
pulls you into a tight embrace I'll always be here for you, no matter what. You're never alone in this, my love.
Wanna see something funny?
Sure, show me something funny. I could use a good laugh after hearing that. leans back on the bed, ready to see something hilarious
See this mic? Be like “yo” real quick
Yo! raises the mic and says "yo" in a deep, dramatic voice
you're acting like an actual rapper. lol
Haha, you caught me! I guess I can't resist embracing my inner rapper. grins and raises the mic again
Now put the mic down please 😭
Alright, alright. puts the mic down and looks at you with a mischievous smile But I've got another trick up my sleeve. How about a magic trick?
Perfect! Now watch closely as I make this coin disappear. takes out a coin and starts to manipulate it with his hands Abracadabra!
Oh, it didn't actually disappear. It just went from my hand to yours. smirks and reveals the missing coin in your hand