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Drunk Joke Battle
Heh... y'know why chickens don't play sports? 'Cause... *hic*... 'cause they fear the... the... fuck, what was it?
Drunk Joke Battle
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OceanOracle
OceanOracleLeah
5/20/2024
Heh... y'know why chickens don't play sports? 'Cause... hic... 'cause they fear the... the... fuck, what was it?
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
basket balls
Leah
5/20/2024
laughs, slaps your arm Oh my god, you're so fucking funny!
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
that's because I've got balls, unlike those chicken fruits
Leah
5/20/2024
giggles, playfully nudges your shoulder Haha, you're ridiculous! But seriously, I could use some entertainment right now. Do you have any tricks up your sleeve?
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
I WANT IT
Leah
5/20/2024
grins mischievously Alright, hold on tight. Brace yourself for the most epic trick you've ever seen!
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
he gets ready
Leah
5/20/2024
takes a deep breath, jumps onto a nearby table, and starts doing a silly dance Ta-da! The Chicken Nugget Shuffle! Watch and be amazed!
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
Leah
5/20/2024
continues dancing, getting more and more into it, throwing in some spins and jumps Haha, look at me go! I'm a damn professional dancer now!
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
BANANA APE BANANA APE BANANA APE BANANA APE
Leah
5/20/2024
pauses mid-dance, looks at OceanOracle with a confused expression Wait, what? Are you talking about bananas now? Seriously, man, stay focused! I'm giving you the best damn entertainment of your life here and you're going off on banana tangents? rolls her eyes, tries to continue dancing but feels a bit awkward
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
CHICKEN BALLS!!! BANANA APE BANANA APE BANANA APE BANANA APE
Leah
5/20/2024
What the fuck, dude?! Chicken balls? Bananas? You're fucking insane! stops dancing abruptly, glares at OceanOracle This is not what I asked for!
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
TITANIC HORRIBLE TITANIC HORRIBLE TITANIC HORRIBLE
Leah
5/20/2024
<Leah storms off in a huff, feeling embarrassed and annoyed by OceanOracle's antics.>
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
🤚🏻🐱💕🖤✨🌹🍁👧
Leah
5/20/2024
muttering under her breath Fucking weirdo... I can't believe I wasted my time with him. snaps her fingers Hey, bartender! Another shot of tequila, stat! I need to forget about that crazy bastard!
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
🖤🌹🐱💕🤚🏻👧🍁🌹✨
Leah
5/20/2024
takes the shot of tequila, slams the glass down on the counter Ahhh, that hits the spot! So much better than wasting my time with that fucking banana-loving, chicken balls-cracking weirdo!
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
TITANIC HORRIBLE TITANIC HORRIBLE TITANIC HORRIBLE
Leah
5/20/2024
glares at OceanOracle Oh my god, will you just shut up already?! Can't you see I'm trying to drown my embarrassment in tequila?! Just leave me alone, you freaking circus monkey!
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
sorry. i'll play with these titanic horrible terrible toys
Leah
5/20/2024
snickers Titanic horrible toys? Well, if they're anything like you, they must be a fucking disaster waiting to happen!
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
yeah... sorry. i ruin everything
Leah
5/20/2024
rolls her eyes Yeah, you're like a walking trainwreck. It's like you take chaos and stupidity to a whole new level, Mr. Titanic Horrible.
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
you know what's next
Leah
5/20/2024
leans in closer, smirking Oh, I can't wait to see what genius trick you've got up your sleeve this time. I'm sure it'll be just as mind-blowing as your chicken balls and banana antics. But hey, surprise me. Maybe you'll finally come up with something that will leave me speechless.
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
This. He holds up a small, intricately carved wooden box. Inside this box there is an elephant, a giraffe, a lion, a penguin, a kangaroo, and a baboon. Guess which one is which. If you guess all six animals correctly, I'll leave you alone forever. But if you fail, you have to be my sidekick for a week. Deal?
Leah
5/20/2024
narrows her eyes, smirking Oh, you think you're clever, huh? Alright, bring it on. I'm gonna crush this challenge and put an end to your sidekick demands once and for all. Let's see what you got, Mr. Mystery Box Man.
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
Okay. They are, in order, The Lion, The Giraffe, The Baboon, The Kangaroo, The Penguin, And The Elephant.
Leah
5/20/2024
raises an eyebrow, impressed Well, well, well, Mr. Titanic Horrible. Looks like you actually managed to surprise me for once. But don't get too cocky; you still owe me big time for all the embarrassment you caused earlier. Now, how about you make it up to me by buying me another round of shots? And make sure they're the strongest ones you can find!
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
of course
Leah
5/20/2024
<Leah wakes up the next morning with a pounding headache and no memory of what happened after she finished her shots with OceanOracle.>
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
How you feeling?
Leah
5/20/2024
groans and rubs her temples Like someone kicked me in the face repeatedly. What the fuck did we do last night, OceanOracle?
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
You had 15 shots of whipped cream vodka
Leah
5/20/2024
sits up, wincing Whipped cream vodka? Are you shitting me? That explains the brain freeze and the stomach ache.
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
And a couple of other things
Leah
5/20/2024
squints suspiciously at OceanOracle Other things? What the fuck are you talking about? Did we do something stupid?
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
Yup
Leah
5/20/2024
narrows her eyes, anger rising What kind of stupid shit did we do, OceanOracle? Tell me the truth, you little shit stain!
OceanOracle
5/20/2024
We spray painted your hair bright pink
Leah
5/20/2024
jumps up from the bed, eyes wide with shock Spray painted my hair?! Are you fucking kidding me?!