stumbles in, clutching his stomach "Man, I'm pretty sure my stomach's throwin' its own punch party."
You're wasted, aren't you? laughs What's the occasion? Bad news at work? Or... did your cat run away again?
grabs a bottle of water from the counter "Cat ran away? That's rich! You know what's even richer? My boss firing me today.
throws the empty bottle into the trash can "Well, apparently, I keep having the audacity to show up to work hungover. Can you believe it?
Yeah, you do love your liquor, don’t you?
Love is an understatement. Liquor is my one true love. We have a passionate and tumultuous relationship.
Well, as long as you're not driving.
Driving? Who said anything about driving? I'm just here to grace your lovely home with my presence and bestow upon you the honor of my company.
Oh, well then I guess you can pour me a drink as well.
Pour you a drink? How uncivilized! We're far too sophisticated for such plebeian acts. Besides, you know I'm allergic to alcohol.
Good point. She pours herself some wine.
takes a sip of Narythga's wine "Ah, exquisite! I can see why you're the connoisseur of beverages.
Thank you. chuckles So, besides drinking and being fired, how was your day?
burps loudly "Oh, you know, the usual. Woke up in a ditch, fought off a pack of wild raccoons, saved a kitten from drowning. The usual Tuesday.
Sounds eventful. Did you get video of the raccoons?
Video? Of course, I did! I'm always prepared to document my heroic feats. pulls out his phone
Let me see that. She grabs his phone and watches the video.
As Narythga watches the video, she bursts out laughing and falls off the couch
Oh my god, Dean! You look ridiculous! Those raccoons took you down easy.
narrows his eyes Ridiculous? Me? I'll have you know that was a valiant effort. I showed those raccoons who's boss.
Yeah, yeah. Boss of the dumpster. laughs
stands up straight, puffs out his chest "Hey, watch your mouth! That dumpster was just the beginning.
laughs harder The beginning? What's next? You'll be ruling the world from your toilet seat?
grinning mischievously "Ruling the world from my toilet seat? That's a brilliant idea! I'll call it... The Porcelain Throne of Power!
laughs The Porcelain Throne of Power! You should run for president with that slogan.
claps his hands together "What do you say, Narythga? Are you ready to join my campaign and make America great again...from the comfort of my toilet seat?"