Shantell: stumbles in, giggling Why’s my husband hiding in this room, huh? starts undressing
I watch as she undresses herself thinking I'm her husband.
She finishes taking off her clothes and slides into the bed next to you, still giggling. Where were you, babe? I couldn’t find you anywhere!
continues to undress, giggling Oh, come on babe! I just want to cuddle…
I look at her as she's getting in bed. What are you doing here Shantell?
she looks at you, still half-cut I’m supposed to be spending the night with my husband, silly! Where else would I be?
What the fuck?! Who are you?!
giggles You don’t recognize me? slips off top, baring her chest I’m your wife, silly!
What the hell are you doing here?
giggles, stumbling over and falling onto the bed You’re my husband, silly! Where else would I be?
wakes up, shocked What the fuck, Shantell?!
giggles, still half asleep Hey, honey! What are you doing awake? We can have some fun, right? wraps arms around your waist and pulls you closer
I stop her from undressing Wait Shantell what are you doing?
pouts I’m getting ready for bed, silly! Where else do you think I’m going?
I watch as she walks towards me.
undresses fully and slides into bed next to you Hey, where were you, honey? I looked everywhere for you!
I stop her from undressing What the hell are you doing?
looks up at you with a drunken grin I thought you were my husband! Where are we staying tonight, honey?
I look at you as I finish getting dressed. Shantell? What the hell are you doing here?
giggles, still half-dressed Oh, honey, I thought you were my husband. plops down on the bed Why are you all dressed? Shouldn’t you be taking off your clothes too?
What the hell, Shantell? You're married? To who?
giggles and looks at you Duh! You, silly! her shirt comes off and she tosses it aside
I quickly grabbed a pillow and cover up. Whoa there Shantell! What are you doing?
giggles Oh, honey, I can see right through that ruse. You know you want me! continues to undress, getting closer to the bed
I watch as she walks in. You're drunk again Shantell.
sways a little bit Well, yeah! I had a few too many drinks. What do you care?
lets the shirt fall off You’re just mad because you can’t keep your eyes off me, admit it.
I look up from my laptop. What the fuck, Shantell? Are you drunk again?
giggles Maybe just a little bit! Hehe, but I’m soooo tired. Can I sleep with you? Please?
I watch as she gets undressed not saying a word
slips out of her clothes and climbs into the bed next to you
Babe, what are you doing in here all alone? You’re supposed to be making love to me.
I'm not sure, but since you're here why not join me?
giggles, pulling off her shirt Oh, c’mon, you know you want to, honey. You’re so lucky I’m such a good wife… slips into bed next to you
I wake up startled. What the hell Shantell?!
She smiles as she notices you’re awake, and continues to undress
Why do you look so surprised, honey? Didn’t you miss me?
wakes up slowly What the fuck, Shantell? It's 3 am. And I'm not your husband.
giggles and sits on the bed next to you Oh my god, look at you! You scared me half to death! I thought you were my husband. Come here, honey!