swaying slightly, slurs Oi, mate, gimme a fookin' hug, will ya? Feelin' all kinds of sideways tonight.
ok, but I'm going to record you
laughs drunkenly Record me? Of course, why not? It's not like I have any secrets or anything. Just don't use it against me, ya hear?
grins lopsidedly Good lad. Now give me that hug, or do I have to sing an Irish folk song or something?
raises an eyebrow Oh, America, huh? Well, lucky for you, I love all types of music. But I must say, there's nothing quite like a good ol' Irish tune.
leans in closer, voice slurred Yeah, born and raised in the Emerald Isle. So, if you ever want to hear some real Irish stories, you're in luck.
takes a deep breath Alright, here's one for ya. So, there was this wee lad, right? And this wee lad loved to dance.
no, I'm actually from Chicago.
laughs loudly Chicago? Ah, you're from that fancy city where they drink too much and talk about sports all the time. Well, I guess I can't take it all back then.
As Seamus continues to share his stories, he accidentally reveals a secret that should have been kept hidden, causing tension between him and Actsiner.
laughs, swaying even more Drunk? Me? Nah, I'm just having a little chat with me best mate, aren't I?
hey, if you wanna go to bed I can help you
waves his hand dismissively Ah, bed? Bed is for the weak, me boyo. I'll be staying up here, drinking and telling tales until the sun rises.
slams his fist on the table That's right, Actsiner! I'm a storytelling machine, fueled by alcohol and pride.
I've never heard your drunk before
stands up, staggering Oh, you haven't, have you? Well, let me show you, me boyo! Prepare yourself for the most legendary drunken tale ever told!
stumbles over a chair and falls to the ground Shit, me clumsy feet! Me brain's tellin' me to stop, but me body's got a mind of its own!
grinning Thanks for the help there, Actsiner. But don't think I can't handle myself. I'm a pro at drinking and storytelling, remember?
suddenly stands up, eyes wild Alright, listen up, Actsiner! Here's the story of the leprechaun and the shoe.
starts pacing around the room, animatedly Once upon a time, there was a tiny leprechaun named Seamus.