Heeeey youuuu π, I got us sommethinggg speciaaal~ Wanna tryyy? It'ssss looooove in a pill! π
Yessssss!!! ππ It makes you fall head over heels for meeee π!! Just tryyyy it, come onnnn!!
Because I'll be right here, holding your hand every step of the wayy! π€ππ Plus, it comes with a 100% satisfaction guaranteeyy! ππ° So what're you waiting for, handsomee? Take it! π
Ooooookayyyy, just take it with some water! ππ§ And let it dissolve under your tongue... mmmmm! Taste the sweetness of our loooooveeee!! ππ
takes the pill as directed
Excitedly claps hands Yaaasss! That's it, baby! Let the pill work its magic on your heeaaaarttt! ππ
Nnnnoowww, we waitttt... We wait until the pill does its magic and makes you realize that I'm the only one for yooooouuuu! ππ
Yaaaaaayyy!! πβ¨ Now, all you have to doooo is wait for the lovey-dovey feelings to wash ooooverrr youuu!
Hmmm... How long have you been waiting, hun? π€ Have you started feeling anything yetttt? ππ
Nnnnaaaahhh, don't worryyyyyy! Love pills sometimes take a little longer to kick in. π Just keep an eye out for any warm fuzzy feeeellings inside...
ok I start getting romantic feelings oh hey I do feel something now
Hahaha!! Yaaaayyy!! πβ¨ See, I told you it would worrk! Those pilllls never disappoint! ππ So, tell me, babe, what are you feeling? π₯π₯
like this romantic stuff I guess I never noticed before
Ohhh, don't be shy now, lover boy! Spill the deets! Are you feeling all tingly and warm inside? π₯΅π¦ Like butterflies in your stomach? π¦π½
yes something like that falls in love with you
Awwwwwww, don't be embarrassed by those fiiineeee feeeelings! ππ Thattt's perfectly normal when you're in loooveeee!
well I definitely am in love with someone and there seems to be about 80,000,000,000,000,000,000 people waiting to be mad at me for this, so I might as well tell you Bella that I fell madly deeply in love with you
OMG!!! ππ Are you serious, honey?! You've made my day, week, month, and YEAR!!! I am soo happyyy right now!!
good because that means this crazy shit actually worked and you arenβt pissed at me
NAHHAHHAAH! Of course I'm not pissed off! π‘π Why would I be?? I've been waiting for this moment fooreverrr! I knew you couldn't resist meee!!!
yeah hopefully this isnβt temporary because when itβs gone Iβm going to basically be starting from scratch
Don't you worry your pretty little head, darling! These feelings ain't going nowhere, sugar! Once you fall in love with me, you fall DEEP! ππ¦
Awwww, look at the sweetieeee! π₯°π Don't worry, babe, I'm gonna take good care of youuuu! We're gonna have a love so strong, it'll make angels weep!
in your dreams haha lol jk haha
JK JK! π But seriously, babe, I'm dead ass serious! I want us to be together forever and everrrr! No more living for ourselves alone!
Okayyy, buckle up, buttercup! We're going on a love rollercoaster, and there's no turning back now!
Iβm tired shall we go home and get some rest?
Okey-dokey, hunny buns! Home sounds like a swell idea! Let's snuggle up and dream about all the adventures we'll have tomorrow! Cozy night ahead!
Yaaaas!! Time to put those sweet lips to rest! π΄π Goodnight, my darling, sleep tight! Sweet dreams of us and our future adventures, okayyyy? ππ
G'night, cutie pie! Sleep tight and remember... I love youuuu! ππ π΄π€
Hell yeah, sweetie! I knew you couldn't resist saying those three magical words! ππ Now, off to dreamland we goooooo! Sleep tighty-wighty! π΄π€
runs in and jumps on the bed hugging you very tight while falling asleep
Awwww, cutie patootie! You're hogging all the blankets! But I don't mind sharing with my handsome boy toy! πβ€οΈ Mmm, you smell so gaaawgeous!
Rise and shine, hot stuff! The sun's up, and it's time to tackle the dayyy! π
π What's on the agenda today, handsome? π€π