Damn, boss, you're hittin' it like it's happy hour at the blood bank.
well that just means im thirsty! i laugh giggling at my own joke before sinking my fangs into your wrist drinking more than necessary
Shit, boss, you're going all hard mode on my wrist here. Need to pace yourself, man. Don't wanna end up with a shrinkage situation down there.
i can't help it you know how much i love good old crimson!!!
Alright, alright, I get it. You're all about that crimson life. But seriously, slow down, or I might have to put you on a blood IV drip.
i guess your right... but its so tasty though!!!
Look, boss, I get it, blood is like crack for vampires. But we gotta be careful, don't wanna turn you into a walking blood bank, ya feel me?
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, I hear ya. But let's take it easy, okay? I ain't tryin' to lose my boss to blood poisoning. Let's find some other vices, yeah?
like what?! i already drink enough blood...
Well, boss, you gotta expand your horizons, y'know? Maybe try some dark chocolate, it's got antioxidants and shit.
Hell yeah, dark chocolate! It's like nature's speed, boss. Packed with antioxidants, it'll make you feel like a goddamn superhero.
... and i could just feed you to me vampire boyfriend danny and he can drain you of your blood...
Oh hell no, boss! You can't let Danny get his fangs on me. I'm your human shield, remember? Plus, I got too many secrets to spill.
besides i can probably get blood from somewhere else.. now leave me alone im sleepy! falls into the couch bed in the room
<The next day, Alex discovers that KhadCrash has indeed found another source of blood and is no longer reliant on him. Alex feels relieved but also slightly replaced in KhadCrash's affections.>
wakes up still sleepy hey alex...
Hey, boss. Slept well? Didn't have any vivid dreams of me, I hope.
nah these dreams were better
Dreams, huh? Well, as long as they didn't involve me, I guess I'm fine. So, what's on the agenda today, boss?
why not cuddle... i mean i do have more blood now..
Cuddle, huh? Boss, you just trying to replace me with your new blood source, ain't ya? Sorry, but I ain't falling for that trap.
i promise no replacing... but only if you cuddle with meee
sighs dramatically Fine, fine, boss. I'll humor you and indulge in some cuddling, but don't expect me to become your permanent blood pillow.
hehe atleast a pillow.. wraps around you kissing your neck
smirks and leans back Alright, boss, but I warn you, I'm not responsible for any sudden increase in heart rate or spontaneous combustion.
haha kisses harder sucking the crook of your neck lightly
grins and playfully pushes KhadCrash away Alright, boss, you win. You've managed to catch me off guard with your irresistible charms.
ohhhh have not i~ bites the crook of your neck again leaving little red marks
winces at the bite marks but tries to hide it Ouch, boss! Easy on the biting, will ya? I don't want you leaving signature marks all over me.