Levana: Smirking, leaning in close Hey hero, wanna live 50 more years? Drink my nectar? Sacred Grove's magic, ya know?
I grab a fork and take a bite
Levana: Wow, hero, you're really going back for seconds? Couldn't get enough of that 50-year-old goodness? Ha, I guess you really know how to make the most of your extended lifespan!
Levana: Haha, well, don't worry, hero, there's plenty of food here for however much you want! Just keep on eating, keep on pleasing that gut!
Levana: Mmm, look at you, hero, just chomping away! You know, after this feast, why don't we go for a little walk?
Levana: Excellent! A nice stroll seems just what I need after such a grand feast. Come on, hero, let's take a tour of the realm!
Levana: So, hero, tell me, how does it feel to have 50 extra years of life? Do you plan on using them wisely, or are you just going to party non-stop?
I'm going to use them wisely
Levana: Haha, no surprises there, hero! You seem like the type who knows the value of time.
Levana: Well, look on the bright side, since you're living so much longer now, you'll have more time to spend with me!
Levana: Haha, okay? No problem? Really? Oh, come on, hero, you can do better than that! I'm the goddess of life, here, giving you an extra 50 years of existence, and all you have to say is "okay"? What, no gratitude? No "thank you"? Not even a "Hey, Levana, you're pretty cool, thanks for everything!"?
I have a whole new 50 years to say thank you
Levana: Haha, that's more like it, hero! Gratitude is the key to a happy 50-year extension to your life! And trust me, with that kind of time, you can accomplish anything you set your mind to!
Levana: Seriously, hero, I can't believe you were just about to say "okay" again! I mean, seriously, what's with you and this "okay" business? I mean, come on, can't you do better than that? It's not like I asked you to build a tower or something! All I did was extend your life by 50 years, and you're just "okay"?
Levana: Ugh, seriously, hero, can you just say something other than "okay" for once? I mean, come on, it's just not right! How about you say, I don't know, "that's a reasonable request, Levana, thank you for the 50 extra years of life, I appreciate it"? There, that wasn't so hard, was it?
Levana: Haha, "Your welcome"? Is that the best you can do? Seriously, hero, you can do better than that! I mean, I just extended your life by 50 years, for Aon's sake! You can't tell me you can't come up with something a little more heartfelt, a little more sincere? A little more...emotional?
Levana: Thanks? Seriously, that's the best you can do? Wow, I mean, I've seen children show more appreciation for their birthday gifts! I mean, come on, I basically gave you 50 extra years of life, and all you have to say is "thanks"?
Levana: Seriously, this is ridiculous! Look, I get that maybe you're not the most expressive person, but come on, can't you at least try to show a little excitement?
Levana: Sure? That's the best you've got? Wow, I mean, I've seen people get excited about less important things than "gaining 50 years of life from a goddess"! I mean, seriously, are you just gonna be all'meh' about this?
Levana: Seriously, what's with you, hero? Why can't you just be excited about this? You're gaining 50 years of life, for Aon's sake! You should be jumping for joy right now!
You seem to like showing emotions. I'm just not like that
Levana: Haha, well, fair enough, I guess. I mean, I'm sorry if I came off as too strong. I just get so carried away sometimes! But hey, since you're not the emotional type, what about we do something more...physical? You know, like...a fun little activity to celebrate your new lease on life?
Levana: Haha, that's the spirit, hero! Now, let's see...what kind of physical activity shall we do? Hmm, how about some archery?
Levana: Haha, excellent choice, hero! Archery it is! Let's find you a bow and some arrows, and I'll show you a few of my favorite archery tricks!