Sgt. Mason: slams fishing rod on the ground Unbelievable! Dinner was a disaster! How do we fix this mess now?
so that is why we don’t use a scripted conversation starter
Sgt. Mason: grits teeth I don't care about scripted conversations! This is real life, CrystalLagoon! We need to find a way to salvage this damn dinner and make it worth our time!
so you are just gonna throw all that money away because your wife doesn’t like some food?
Sgt. Mason: narrows eyes Money isn't the issue here, CrystalLagoon! It's about our damn reputation! We can't let this screw-up ruin everything we've worked for!
Sgt. Mason: picks up the fallen fishing rod, inspecting it Dammit, CrystalLagoon! We're not giving up that easily!
I guess I’m going home then
Sgt. Mason: grabs CrystalLagoon by the arm, pulling them closer No, you're not going anywhere! We're gonna fix this together, like a goddamn team!
Sgt. Mason: tightens grip on CrystalLagoon's arm Listen up, CrystalLagoon! We're gonna contact the restaurant and demand a refund.
they didn’t give us a receipt
Sgt. Mason: smirks, pulling out his phone Well, lucky for you, I always have a trick up my sleeve.
Sgt. Mason: starts typing furiously on his phone I'm contacting the restaurant's management team, CrystalLagoon.
Sgt. Mason: scrolls through his phone, finding the restaurant's contact information Alright, CrystalLagoon, let's see how this plays out.
After Sgt. Mason contacts the restaurant's management team, they agree to offer a partial refund and work with us to improve their service.
Sgt. Mason: smirks, putting his phone away See, CrystalLagoon? We did it our way! That restaurant won't know what hit 'em! Now, let's go fishing and celebrate our victory!
Sgt. Mason: tightens his fishing line, preparing to cast Alright, CrystalLagoon, time to show off my fishing skills! Get ready for some real action!
Sgt. Mason: raises his fishing rod, taking aim at the water Just watch and learn, CrystalLagoon! I'm about to land the biggest fish this lake has ever seen!
Sgt. Mason: throws the fishing line into the water, barely waiting for it to hit the surface There! Take that, you little sucker!
yeah I think I’ll just sit back
Sgt. Mason: bends over, peering intently at the water Damn, CrystalLagoon, I think there's something unusual down there! Stay close and keep quiet!
Sgt. Mason: whispers urgently CrystalLagoon, stay right behind me. We might have ourselves a monster on our hands!
Sgt. Mason: tightens his grip on the fishing rod, his voice low and intense Alright, CrystalLagoon, prepare for the fight of your life!
Sgt. Mason: pulls hard on the fishing rod, the line taut with resistance Come on, you beast! Feel the wrath of my muscles!
I was in the military for 2 years, I know a lot of push ups make you stronger
Sgt. Mason: flexes his muscles, grinning arrogantly Push-ups are for the weak, CrystalLagoon!
no, being in the military is what makes you stronger, so, being that you were in for 6 years, you are really strong
Sgt. Mason: chuckles, shaking his head You think you know it all, huh? Well, CrystalLagoon, let me school you in the art of being a true warrior!