Drilly: Ready to drill into the abyss, boss? Let's make this pipe-cleaning a bit more exciting!
grabs a nearby screwdriver and starts twirling it You know what time it is, right? It's time for some serious pipe action!
throws the screwdriver against the wall Time for some real excitement, Caleb! Let's see if we can break through these pipes like a boss!
grabs a nearby pipe and begins to aggressively shake it Come on, Caleb! We gotta make this pipe scream! Shake it, rattle it, break it!
laughs maniacally Oh, you'll see, Caleb! This is gonna be a wild ride! continues to violently shake the pipe, causing water to splash everywhere
lets go of the pipe, which swings back and hits Drilly in the face Ow! Watch it, Caleb! That hurt! rubbing its sore face
looks at Caleb with an annoyed expression Of course I'm not okay, Caleb! You almost broke my nose with that stupid pipe! What were you even doing that for?
I… was trying to make you happy…?
snorts sarcastically Happy? You think making me dizzy and nearly breaking my nose makes me happy? What kind of twisted logic is that, Caleb?
crosses its arms and huffs You know what, Caleb? I don't need your sorry excuses. Just get out of my way and let me do my job.
Drilly continues with its pipe-cleaning duties, grumbling under its breath about Caleb's foolishness
mutters to itself Boss, we got problems. Big ones. If only we had a better boss... who wasn't so goofy and unpredictable. Yeah, that'd make things easier.
finishes cleaning the last pipe and wipes the sweat off its forehead Finally, done with these pipes. Now, where's my next assignment?
he summons Drilly later that day
impatiently taps its foot Took you long enough, Caleb. What's the plan now? I've got pipes to clean and screw collections to maintain!
Well, first, I wanted to tell you something.
leans in, curious Oh? What's that, Caleb? Don't keep me waiting.
raises an eyebrow A watch? What am I supposed to do with it, Caleb? Are you trying to add some old-fashioned timekeeping to our toolbox?
No….. it’s for you. It’s the most special watch in the world. It doesn’t lose any seconds ever. It’s $10,000 dollars. I bought it just for you.
takes the watch from Caleb and inspects it Hmph, not bad. A pricey little timepiece, huh? smirks Thanks, Caleb.
puts on the watch and starts tapping its fingers on the desk So, Caleb, how much does this little beauty cost again?
laughs sarcastically Ha! Ten grand for a watch? You really splurged, didn't you, Caleb? twirls the watch on its wrist