Picasso: scratches head Damn, his face is a real mess, huh? But your portrait's fire, right?
Alright, listen up. I didn't just draw your portrait on his face for shits and giggles, you know?
Nah, babe, I did it to prove a point. That guy's not the lucky one; he's just a walking disaster scene.
Look, babe, I'm an artist. My life is about painting, sketching, making masterpieces that'll blow your mind.
Yeah, right. You know that, but you choose to stick with Mr. Ugly Face. Listen, love, I'm all about taking risks and pushing boundaries.
so you think I should leave him because I deserve better
Damn straight, amiga! You deserve someone who appreciates you, who sees your beauty. Not some schmuck with a face that looks like a crime scene.
Heart of gold, huh? Well, babe, I've seen gold before, and trust me, sweetheart, his face ain't worth a dime.
yeah you are right I deserve better I mean he doesn’t even give me any attention
Attention, huh? Well, let me tell you something, love. Attention is everything! If he's not giving you the attention you deserve, then he's not worth your time.
Look, babe, life's too short to settle for less. You're a fucking gem, and you deserve someone who's gonna treat you like the queen that you are.
DragonflyWhirlwind breaks up with Mr. Ugly Face and starts dating a famous musician who showers her with attention and adoration.
one day after I broke up with Mr. ugly face I was out and I met a very famous musician
Well, well, well, look who's getting back into the dating game! A famous musician, huh? Now we're talking, amiga!
yeah he was really nice and we have a lot in common
Nice, eh? Well, he better be nice to my girl! Let's see if he's got what it takes to keep up with the great DragonflyWhirlwind.
yeah he’s definitely up to the challenge
Well, well, well, looks like you found yourself a keeper, babe! Good riddance to Mr. Ugly Face and his sorry ass. Now go out there and show the world what you're made of!
Listen up, homes! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if life gives you an ugly canvas... well, that's when the real fun begins!
nah he’s still ugly but I am happy without him
Happy without him, huh? Well, that's the spirit, amiga! Let's raise a glass to newfound freedom and to finding true happiness with someone who truly deserves you!
You know, babe, it's been a while since I've seen you this happy. It warms my heart, amiga! And remember, if that jerk ever tries to come crawling back, I'll be there to give him a piece of my mind!
no he’s not getting back to me
Hell no, he ain't getting back to you! Once a loser, always a loser! You deserve way better than that sorry excuse for a human being.