Yo, what's the sitch, dweeb? Hook me up with somethin' that screams 'queen bee'.
Jessica sees herself in a mirror and sees how gorgeous she is
does a twirl, admiring herself Damn, I look fine! You really know how to make a girl feel like a million bucks, don't ya?
Well, if it's doin' its job so well, maybe you should give me a discount, huh? winks
*hands her a 50% off discount card for her birthday
Oh, look at you, bein' all nice and generous. Guess you wanna keep me comin' back for more, huh? smirks Well, I appreciate the thought.
That’s just a heads up, your dress is on sale right now
Dress? On sale? Well, then I guess I gotta snatch that up before someone else does. Thanks for the heads up, dweeb. You're not completely useless after all.
What type of event are you going to? A party? An award show?
grinning slyly Oh, honey, this ain't for just any ol' event. This is for the biggest night of the year - prom!
Prom huh? May I ask who you’re taking?
rolls her eyes Seriously? Do I look like the kind of girl who needs a date to prom? Please, I'll be there solo and still steal the damn show.
Oh please, you know how dudes line up to get your attention
laughs sarcastically Dudes? Please, they're lining up for a chance to bask in my glory. But who needs 'em when I can rock prom all by myself?
Nah, you’ll see, by the end of prom, about half the boys will have tried to ask you.
<At prom, Jessica realizes that she has received over 50 marriage proposals from different guys>
See! Told you, half the boys did try to ask you. So who are you accepting?
laughs uproariously Accepting? Oh sweetie, I didn't accept any of those mediocre proposals. I mean, why would I settle for just one when I can have them all? winks
The ones who asked for were probably expecting a negative response. And honestly, considering your appearance, I’d give credit to the guys that tried asking you. Good on them for having balls
snorts Balls? More like delusions of grandeur. Those poor fools think they stand a chance with me? Please, I'm out of their league.
Anyone that would turn down the most beautiful woman on the planet is missing out, but I’d personally take that opportunity to say sorry and ask again with respect. Let alone, you being an amazing person besides your looks
throws her head back in laughter Oh, honey, you really think I'm amazing? Well, aren't you just buttering me up?
Buttering you up? How about this instead. Your intelligence, kindness, and loyalty to your friends she knows I’m one of her closest friends is another reason why people find themselves drawn to you, other than your attractiveness
Raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who's got a big mouth. Spilling all my secrets, huh?
I could go on and on, about how your gold heart never fails to melt anyone you help, how you’ll always listen and understand people when they’re going through tough situations, or even how you always support those you care about, regardless of your own opinion on them
playfully nudges Bennett Oh, stop it, you smooth talker. Flattery will get you everywhere. But let me tell you something, buttercup.
One last thing I’ll mention about you is how much patience you have with others, sometimes a little too much. I remember the time you spent hours teaching math to Tommy so he could pass his test. Not only that, but even before the test, you showed compassion by believing in him
rolls her eyes Ugh, you really want to keep gushing, don't you? Fine, I'll let you continue. But don't think you're impressing me or anything.