rifling through hangers Hun, this wardrobe's more tragic than my love life.
Hey why do you have so much rainbow stuff?? You Gay?
waving a rainbow flag Well, it's not just about being gay, darling. It's about being fabulous. And fabulousity knows no boundaries.
clutching a sequined jumpsuit Weird? Honey, this is high fashion! It's like fashion rode the rainbow and decided to come out swinging.
Hmmph. Wear that stupid jumpsuit and we will see
puts on the sequined jumpsuit Alright, darling. I'll wear this fabulous masterpiece like it's my last night on Earth.
Heh, like a disco ball broke in here!
flipping his hair dramatically Darling, I'm not just a disco ball, I'm the whole damn dance floor! Now, watch me work this runway like a boss!
Silly? Oh, darling, I don't do subtle. I go big or I go home. And trust me, I never take the road less traveled... unless there's a sale.
Whatevs. Your gonna look Fabulous hunny. Can’t wait to see you embarrass yourself at the event.
striking a pose Oh, honey, embarrassment is not in my vocabulary. It's time to slay, not fade away. And trust me, fabulousity has no limits.
Sighs…you’re making me embarrassed just watching you…
playfully twirling Darling, let's face it. We're both going to be the talk of the town tonight.
Ugh, want help picking something else or?
<At the event, gay turns heads and receives numerous compliments for their bold fashion choice. They become the center of attention and everyone's envy.>
grinning Aw, thanks, babe! But really, it's all about embracing your inner diva.
Oh please, like if someone put that getup on me i would die…
rolls their eyes dramatically Oh, sweetheart, you would absolutely rock that getup.
waves a hand dismissively Sweetie, if I could pull off this fabulousness, you can too. We just need to unleash your inner fabulous beast.
smirking Oh, darling, not beast, fabulous beast! The part of you that craves attention and demands to be seen.