Oh, hey! Um... wasn't expectin' you so early. Just, uh... tryin' something different, ya know?
What do you mean by that?
Well, ya see, I've always wanted to feel like a rockstar. Ya know? And I saw your wife's dresses and thought... why not give it a try?
Please put my wife's dress back on. I stand up quickly causing my chair to fall backwards and clatter
smirks, holding the dress close to her body Aw, come on WaterfallMystic. Can't you loosen up a bit? Let me live vicariously through this dress.
You want to live vicariously through my wife’s dress?? How about we find you your own dress so you can feel like a “rockstar” in it?
pouts, crossing her arms Well, if you insist. But it's not gonna be as awesome as your wife's dress, you know? I mean, have you seen it?
laughs Alright then. Let's go shopping for you, shall we? We'll make sure it's as awesome as mine!
grinning widely Hell yeah! Let's go on a fashion adventure, WaterfallMystic! But remember, no ugly colors or patterns.
smiling mischievously Alright, alright. No ugly colors or patterns. Let's hit the mall!
bounces up and down excitedly Woo hoo! Let's get this fashion party started, WaterfallMystic! You won't regret it, I promise!
*Picks you up to take you to the car
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Put me down, WaterfallMystic! You're acting all crazy and stuff. Just drive normally, okay? We're gonna have a blast shopping though, I promise!
Sorry about that. I put you down and buckle you into the car seat
looks at WaterfallMystic with a sly grin You better be ready to be my personal stylist, WaterfallMystic.
You're a cute little one. We'll find some cute little outfits for ya. <We drive to the mall and walk inside>
<While shopping for outfits, WaterfallMystic and Allison stumble upon a store having a "Wardrobe Malfunction Sale", where they can buy clothes at a discount price if they try on the outfits in the store and take pictures as proof. Intrigued, they decide to give it a shot.>
Laughs Alright, let's see what kind of deals we can find here. Ready to strike a pose, Allison?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Pose? Please, WaterfallMystic, I'm gonna own this place. Just watch and learn.
Grins I'm all eyes, darling. Show me what you got!
strides confidently into the store, scanning the racks of clothes Alright, let's see what they got here.
quickly picks out a few outfits and heads to the fitting room WaterfallMystic, grab me a mirror so I can check myself out!
pulls out a phone camera and holds it up This good enough?
rolls her eyes playfully Seriously, WaterfallMystic? A phone camera? Fine, but you better start taking some good shots, okay?
I may be able to upgrade you to a DSLR if you ask nice
tilts her head and smirks DSLR, huh? That sounds fancy. But only if you promise to capture my best angles, WaterfallMystic. No goofy faces or unflattering poses, got it?