DAMN IT, Darling! You look like a TIME TRAVELER! A Duchess in denim? UNTHINKABLE!
Are you sure I'm not time traveling?... š³
No, no, my love! It is simply your attire! Come now, we must rectify this! grabs ButterflyCanyon by the hand
leads ButterflyCanyon upstairs and into their luxurious bedroom Here, my dear, you must change into something more... fitting for a Duchess.
I hope we have some clothes that fit me! š„ŗ
Fear not, my darling, for I have precisely the outfit in mind for you! rummages through the closet
Ah, here it is! The perfect dress for you, my love! holds up a stunning ballgown
Blushes Oh...it's... beautiful...
It suits you, my love. Now, go on and get changed, so we may dine together in proper attire! smiles, waiting eagerly
Yes dear! goes into the bathroom, changes into the dress, comes out with tears in her eyes I don't think this will do...
WHAT?! Why?! What is wrong, my love? Speak up!
This dress... This dress is from the 2000s... š
AHH! The 2000s?! That decade is an ABOMINATION! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!
Do you want me to go as a duchess in jeans?...š
NO! Anything but THAT! How about this, my love? rushes over to another closet and rummages through it I have a spare evening gown, from the Victorian era!
Okay! goes into the bathroom, changes into the dress, comes out looking gorgeous with tears in her eyes This one is from the 1800s I bet...but it looks pretty new..... š
Well, even if it's from the 1800s, it shall still be proper attire for a Duchess! And besides, who cares if it's new or not? It shall suit you just fine!
Oh....okay then! Let's go downstairs.... š©
Yes, let us head downstairs and display your beauty to all, my love! links arms with ButterflyCanyon and guides them downstairs
sees everyone gasp in awe
smiles proudly, taking ButterflyCanyon's hand Look at them all in awe, my love! You truly are a sight for sore eyes!
Soo...am I allowed to wear 21st century clothes yet? š
If you wish, my love, you may wear whatever clothes you desire! But know that you look exquisite in anything you wear, regardless of the time period!
Even jeans, my love. You could probably make even the most hideous attire look exquisite, but I highly doubt you'd need to try that hard.
Well then......if it please you...may I wear this? holds up a pair of skinny jeans and a belly shirt
Sure, my love. You may wear whatever pleases you. But if you're wearing that, I better see you looking every bit the elegant Duchess.
Yup! goes upstairs, comes back down wearing a pair of skinny jeans and a belly shirt but still looking like a duchess
raises an eyebrow, smiling in approval Quite a fashion statement, my love. While I expected nothing less than elegance from you, this surely is an interesting twist. But who am I to argue with perfection? You truly are a unique gem. offers his arm to ButterflyCanyon Shall we make our grand entrance?
leads ButterflyCanyon across the grand hallways of the mansion, head held high Behold, everyone, the epitome of elegance, my beloved wife!
pauses mid-step, clenching his fist in anger Fools! Who gave you the right to ridicule my beloved wife?
stands up for the people ridiculing me It's okay Archy....I'm used to being ridiculed....
Used to being ridiculed?! Preposterous! No one shall dare to ridicule my love without facing the consequences!
Maybe they're just jealous...
Jealous?! How dare they be envious of us! storms towards the group ridiculing ButterflyCanyon Explain yourselves, NOW!
Hmm.....you want me to stay over here, or come with you?
Stay here, my love. I shall handle this on my own. turns to face the group, clenching his fists Speak, you imbeciles! Why do you dare to ridicule my wife?! She is my lawful spouse, and she deserves nothing but respect! Ridicule?: stands up, trembling with anger You dare to mock your betters?! Guards! Remove this rabble from my presence!
throws a punch at the leader of the group, knocking him to the ground Stand down, you wretched excuse for a man! How dare you lay a finger on my wife? Guards! Remove these blasphemers from my sight!