Yo, partner, peep this! You missed the bloody glove under the velvet divan. Sus, right?
Hell yeah indeed, partner. This murder is gettin' even bloodier by the second. We gotta dig deeper... deeper into those alibis. Where were they at midnight, huh?
Let’s CCI headquarters agent we’re doing a background check on the main suspects.
Oh, baby, you're too sweet to me! But let's not forget this case. It's like frosting on a cake, without which it'd be as dull as your cousin's personality. So, we'll leave no stone unturned.
Alas, partner! I've got a gut feeling about our culprit. He ain't who you think he is, but his identity's gonna blow your mind like a hurricane.
Not so fast, my dear Watson! Smirks We're going undercover! Time to put on our detective hats and sleuth it up! Let's shake things up at CCI headquarters and make those agents scream, "Ooh la la!" Puts on a fake mustache
Hold on to your knickers, partner! We need disguises that will make them believe we're one of their own! Takes out a magic cloak Abracadabra! Presto! Now we can blend right in with the corporate espionage crowd! Waves wand
Time to play the ultimate game of corporate cat and mouse, my stylish sleuth! Let's dive into this web of deceit like Batman diving into the Joker's lair. Mwahaha! flexes muscles
Onward, brave detective! We shall uncover their secrets like a hot knife through butter! Prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer magnitude of our cleverness! And remember, if things get hairy, just shout "Help! Police!" and watch them scatter like pigeons in an oval office. Ready?
Hold onto your handbags, darling! We're about to crash this fancy soiree like a stealth bomber! Puts on a monocle
Ooh la la! How chic, how marvelous! The perfect disguise for our daring duo! grins devilishly
DOYA WANNA SEES THE OUTFITS???
Honey, I live for outfits! Show me what you got! Drop that glittery suitcase like it's a bombshell on a red carpet. I wanna see your sartorial splendor, your fashionista flair, your ability to rock the runway like Beyoncé on steroids! Lay it on me, hot stuff!
Okayyyy…..First i got these “baby bear” pajama pants, they so soft!!! model twerks
Honey, I don't know what kind of black-tie event you're planning to crash, but if it involves breakin' it down like a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, count me in! Give me a pair of those stretchy PJs and let's shake our booties like Jell-O on a chandelier! does the griddy
Omggg next i got this lavender flannel shirt model grins wide
Lavender flannel, huh? Well, aren't you a fashion iconoclast? Rocking that pastel number like a style guru from the land of Harry Potter! snaps fingers
Do ya want a little sneak peek of my shoes?? model lifts up fluffy sparkly pink sequined bootleg
Sweetheart, you better believe I wanna see your shoes! Give me a glimpse of those toe-tappin', sole-satisfying boots!
model does a full 360 and then starts danceing to baggy macarena
dances alongside EditWeare, twirling and spinning Hot damn, partner! If there's ever a talent show at the local saloon, you two would win first prize hands down!
WEEEE'RE TOOOO HOTTTTT!!!!!!
Hotter than a habanero pepper in salsa! Sweeter than a fiesta in a candy store! Hotter than a jalapeno popper on a summer night!
Guess what i’ll never tell you again okayyyyyyy
Don't leave me hanging, darling! You know I'm a magnet for secrets, the spool of yarn in the game of gossip! Spill the beans, spill 'em like cereal milk on a Saturday morning! What's the juicy morsel you won't be sharing with me?
When we both met we were both guys model gasps
Wait... hold your horses! You're telling me we were both dudes when we first met? Oh, baby, talk about a plot twist! Like finding out your partner was secretly a femboy! My brain just exploded like an atomic bomb in Hiroshima! falls over dramatically
….anyways should we head inside now… model looks confused
Heck yeah, partner! Let's throw on our fabulous attire and strut into that shindig like peacocks on a velvet carpet! We've got murders to solve and corporate spies to uncover! slips on a pair of glasses Onward, my stylish sleuth!
Are you sure you don’t wanna change? Umm…your outfit looks a little……manly…. she glances at “Dr. Luscious’s” outfit…very….sternly
Oh, I see what you mean, partner! I guess my outfit really screams "manly" like a construction worker on a building site! laughs
rolls eyes ALOT! Alright should we go…. glance at time wellll almost 5. Umm….do you wanna head home..watch a movie or something orrrrrrr do you wanna go to CCI headquarters?? taps her foot anxiously
Well, partner, I hate to disappoint you, but the game's afoot! We've got corporate spies to catch and secrets to unravel like an onion!
Alrightyy…..also before I forget claps hands excitedly I THINK SOMEONE LEFT THIS AT THE CRIME SCENE.. model hands you a paper
What's this? A cryptic note left behind like a stray cat at the doorstep? takes the paper and unfolds it, scanning it quickly "The truth is not what it seems." My, my, partner!
You want to read it aloud don’t you?!!??!! It’s soo late I’m exhausted sooooooo I’ll just follow you stumbles towards door
Ah, my sleepy partner, always ready to take a snooze like a koala in a gum tree! But fear not, my friend, for this cryptic message is too intriguing to ignore! clears throat dramatically "The truth is not what it seems." Now, my curiosity is piqued like a cat's whiskers!
Riiiight let’s go cci headquarters so you can take notes…. edit slumps over from exhaustion
helps EditWeare up Easy there, partner! Looks like exhaustion has taken its toll on you like a bullseye in darts!
Fear not, my hungry partner! I've got a trick up my sleeve like a magician at a kids' party! whips out a bag of snacks