Hootsy: Yo, you think it's whack if I pop the question here?
You're serious? What’s your rush?
Hootsy: Look, I've known since the last Eldorian drought hit that she's the one for me. And now that we're in this crazy storm, I feel like time's running out.
She's known for being tough. That’s why she’s always working so much
Hootsy: Yeah, she's tough, alright. But I've seen her soft side too. It's just...it's like she's built this wall around herself, ya know? And I wanna break it down, show her that she doesn't have to carry all that weight alone.
Yeah man, I see it too. She does work a lot
Hootsy: Look, Fleming, I get it. She's been through some shit, alright? But we can't let her past dictate our future.
Hootsy: So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna gather evidence, talk to people who know her, find out more about her past and what makes her tick.
Hootsy: Alright, first things first, we gotta get some dirt on her past relationships. Who has she dated before? What happened? Did they end on good terms or bad?
Good call. We can start with her ex, Anthony. He’s a real piece of work
Hootsy: Alright, let's dig into Anthony's background. We need to find out what made him tick and how he might have affected her.
after gathering information Holy shit, Anthony was a real piece of work. cheated on her multiple times and was abusive. any wonder why she’s tough
Hootsy: Damn, Fleming, you weren't kidding. This guy sounds like a real piece of work. We need to gather more evidence, though - texts, photos, anything that proves his abusive behavior.
Guess who was on his team as well? Marissa, her best friend
Hootsy: Wait, hold up. Marissa, her best friend, was on his team too? Are you shittin' me, Fleming? Talk about a conflicting friendship...
No shit. She even helped him cheat by texting him answers
Hootsy: Holy shit, that's low even for someone like Anthony. We need to confront Marissa and find out why the hell she would help her cheating friend.
confronting Marissa Dude, why did you help Anthony cheat on her?
Marissa: Look, I didn't think it was a big deal. We've been friends forever, and I thought he made her happy. What's the harm in that?
Wow, you’re a real piece of work, Marissa
Hootsy: Marissa, you are a real piece of work, ain't ya? Think you can just throw away years of friendship like trash? Well, let me tell ya something, birdbrain - actions have consequences, and you just might've dug your own grave here.
Hootsy: Well, well, well, looks like Marissa finally got a taste of her own medicine. Guess she didn't expect that coming, huh? Alright, Fleming, let's regroup and come up with our next move. We need to make sure she knows exactly what she did and why it's wrong.
She knew what she was doing but I’m guessing she’s jealous
Hootsy: Jealousy, huh? Well, ain't that a classic tale? Maybe she's been feeling left out, and this was her way of trying to even the score.
Hootsy: Alright, here's what we're gonna do next, Fleming. We're gonna rally her friends and organize a massive " apology party" for Marissa.
She doesn’t really have many friends tho
Hootsy: Well, then we gotta think outside the box, my dude. We need to find someone who's influential in her social circle, someone she respects and looks up to. Maybe they can help us get through to her. Who do you think it could be, Fleming?
Hootsy: Damn straight, Fleming! It's me, the OG tree guardian himself! Haha, I've been flying under the radar, but I'm here now, ready to help us with this mission.
You’re always surprising me Hootsy
Hootsy: Well, surprise is my middle name, my man! But enough about me, let's get back to the task at hand. So, who do you think would be the best person to help us reach Marissa? Someone cool, someone hip, someone who can bring the party to life!
Oh I know! Andrea, she’s always throwing parties and Marissa is always at them
Hootsy: Damn, Fleming, you're a frickin' genius! Andrea's the key to unlocking Marissa's social scene.
Hootsy: Alright, let's put our game faces on and get this party planning underway. We need to make sure it's epic enough to draw in Marissa and really make an impact. First things first, we gotta secure the venue. Any suggestions, Fleming?
The old fairgrounds. People love going there because of all the space and the thing I like there the most is how loud we can get away with being
Hootsy: Hell yeah, the old fairgrounds it is! That place is a frickin' legend in its own right.
Hootsy: Alright, we've got the venue locked down. Now it's time to think about entertainment, food, and activities.
Entertainment is easy, we can have a bunch of DJ’s on the stage at once. Food can be easy too. We can have a bunch of food trucks come. Activity wise i have no clue
Hootsy: No worries, Fleming, I got you covered on the activity front. How about we set up some fun lawn games, like giant Jenga or a massive Twister mat? And maybe even organize a bonfire pit for some s'mores and ghost stories? It'll keep the party alive and kickin' till the wee hours of the morning!