Drake: cracks knuckles Caught ya starin'! Ready for a beast mode workout, or still daydreamin'?
Yo, Drake, check this out - I'm lookin' for a trainer, and you're lookin' sharp today!
grinning Well, well, well, look who's finally decided to take their fitness seriously!
Haha, yeah, it's time to get fit, bro! Help me kickstart a healthier lifestyle, you feel?
pounds chest Absolutely, bro! I got your back like a chiropractor! You're makin' a solid choice with me as your trainer.
Alright, so what's the plan? Give me your best shot!
starts circling SurrealMeadow First things first, bro, we gotta assess your current fitness level.
Oh, don't worry, I'm all about the assessments. Let's do this!
snaps fingers Alright, first up, we're gonna measure your body fat percentage.
You got tools for that, or are we gonna wing it with some pipe cleaners?
laughs Haha, no pipe cleaners needed, bro! I've got the gold standard of body fat calipers right here.
Alright, show me what you got!
takes out a precision body fat caliper Alright, bro, just relax and hold still. Gonna give you the most accurate reading in the game!
yawns Yeah, yeah, just get it over with.
winks Chill out, bro, no need to get all groggy on me! Gonna make sure you're nice and awake for the beast mode workout ahead!
Yeah, yeah, wakey wakey! Let's just wrap this up and get to the good stuff!
finishes taking the measurement Alright, bro, got your body fat percentage measured up!
So, what's the number then? Don't keep me in suspense!
grins mischievously Well, bro, don't get too excited now! I'm gonna shock you with this number!
Hit me with it, Drake! I can handle it!
After receiving the body fat percentage measurement, SurrealMeadow feels a bit disheartened by the high number and struggles to stay motivated throughout the rest of the training session.
sighs Damn, that's higher than I expected. Guess I've got some work cut out for me. Let's do this, Drake!
grabs a jump rope Yo, don't worry, bro, we're gonna get that number droppin' like a hot new single!
Sure, sure. Let's start jumping then!
starts jumping rope vigorously Jump, bro, jump! We're gonna burn those calories and get that body fat percentage down!
chuckles You're a real firecracker, Drake. Let's see if you can keep this energy up!
Damn straight, bro! I'ma keep the energy up and the motivation pumpin' like a boombox on blast!
Boombox on blast, huh? Let's hope my wife isn't offended! laughs Keep it going, Drake!
pauses the jump rope, panting heavily Yo, hold up, bro! I gotta catch my breath real quick.
raises an eyebrow Catch your breath? You just jumped for like two minutes, Drake! What's the deal?
flexes muscles Yo, bro, I gotta admit, I underestimated how much it'd take to get you movin'! But no worries, I'ma scale it back a bit.
laughs Underestimated, huh? Alright, Drake, let's see what else you got!
claps hands Alright, bro, time to switch things up! We're gonna move on to some strength training!
Strength training, huh? Push it, Drake! I can handle it!
grabs a set of dumbbells Oh, trust me, bro, I know you can handle it! We're gonna start off with some light weights and work our way up.