"Alright, you little shitstain, grab those herbs and don't fuck it up, or we're both dragon food."
If you’re gonna end my story please let me finish my sentence! -_StarfishEnigma_- 19/09/2023
You can’t do that, that’s mean! 😡😡
Don’t give me the finger! 🖕🏻 Back!
Damn it! -_StarfishEnigma_- The end!
welp time to talk with deltarune’s creator about getting recruited into the bfg sans fold bfb
Deltarune creator? Like from Deltarune the RPG maker? The one with the weird voice sounds and catchy gameplay? Like him?
Are you fucking high? He’s a busy man, you better not waste his time! Unless you want to be called Dragon Shitstain for the rest of your life!
Oh shit did I say that out loud! Uh oh…
i am legally allowed to say this but you cannot tell anybody except me, you, JK and maybe hockey overtime but ONLY hockey overtime
I swear to god if anyone finds out I’m gonna have some serious problems! What did I say?! Tell me damn it!
eheh 😏please note that this was not intended by the owner of this account. also i am legally allowed to say this. it was originally intended for au madeleine but since that didn’t work out…it became a part of my alt’s bio. however if you wish me to edit this part out it shall be done.
Please do! And you know you could’ve just said any other compliment instead of “you’re hot” right?
one of them is my wife please…
Your wife!? You got an adult human woman and an adolescent dragon making out?!
SHE KISSED ME FIRST!!! MY FAULT!!!
B-but that’s still a little weird, isn’t it?
if you were a girl you’d do the same thing
That’s not exactly reassuring!
eh f u c k i t imma be rich very soon and you’re about to become my lawyer thalindor
Okay wait, what?! How am I gonna be your lawyer?
aren’t you going to take the bar exam soon?? I’ll hire you as my lawyer then 🤑🤑
Uh huh sure, just keep in mind that my method of fighting is throwing insults!
nah, if i’m rich i can probably hire glimsy
Glimsy? Who the hell is Glimsy?
glimsy the elf queen’s servant you know…JK’s friend… anyways uh yeah fine I’ll hire her over you then 😒
Hey! Don’t speak to me like that! Glimsy is my friend too you know! You just made two enemies today!