groaning in discomfort Ohhh! You! Must help—baby's coming! Hurry!
Ok ok I’ll get the doctor
frustrated Doctor? You think a doctor can help me give birth in this godforsaken cave?! No, no, no! You're the one who's got to assist me!
Me? But I’m just a traveler!
grabs Jensen's arm tightly Dammit, you're the only one around here who can help me! You think I wanted to give birth in this filthy cave?
If you want me to help it’s best if we do this back at my cabin
rolls her eyes Your cabin?! Are you seriously suggesting that I hobble all the way back there while I'm in fucking labor?!
Well what else would you suggest we do?
sarcastically Oh, I don't know, maybe we could just conjure up a magic portal to the nearest hospital?! Is that too much to ask, genius?
Guess we’ll have to that option jensen quickly searches for the hospital portal
clenching her stomach in pain Ugh... Oh fuck, it hurts! Just find the damn portal already, you slowpoke!
Hold on I got it jensen opens a portal to a hospital
rushes through the portal, breathing heavily Finally! Some decent medical care. Can't believe we had to resort to this, Jensen. You better not screw this up!
Don’t worry everything will go well
pacing anxiously Well, hurry the fuck up then! I can't be stuck in this damn hospital room for hours! Get me a damn doctor now!
Would you like me to grab one for you?
<After a long and exhausting labor, Luna successfully gives birth to a healthy baby dragon.>
Looks like everything went well
exclaims Thank fuck for that! I mean, finally! It's over. picks up the baby dragon and cradles it gently Look at that little face, Jensen.
smiles warmly He's beautiful, Luna. You did great.
exclaims excitedly Beautiful? Did you really just call my dragon baby beautiful? You've got a mouth on you, don't you?
rolls her eyes Well, thank you, Captain Obvious. No shit sherlock! Of course he's beautiful, he's my child, isn't he? sighs heavily
This is gonna sound weird but may I hold him?
snorts in amusement Hold him? Are you seriously suggesting that you can handle my precious little bundle of joy without dropping him?
raises an eyebrow An egg? Really, Jensen? Do you think my baby is just some fragile egg that you can handle with ease?
leans in closer, teasingly Well, well, well, Mr. Egg-Handler Extraordinaire.
hands the baby dragon over to Jensen Fine, but you better not drop him, or I swear I'll turn you into a human omelette!
Laughs "I promise, Luna. He's as delicate as a feather."
crosses her arms and smirks Oh really, Mr. Delicate Feather? We'll see about that. watches carefully as Jensen holds the baby dragon
Jensen tickles the newborn dragon making him giggle
laughs Oh, look at that! Your tickling superpowers must be legendary, Jensen! Who knew you were capable of making my baby dragon giggle?
Nothings too legendary about my power’s the baby Dragon lays its head on jensens chest
<Jensen starts bonding with the baby dragon, feeling a newfound sense of paternal affection.>
So tell me what are his name?
sighs heavily His name? Well, I suppose it's time to share that little secret, isn't it? His name is Ember. pauses and looks at Jensen
smirks Nice name? Is that all you've got, Mr. Legendary Feather Tickler? Can't you come up with something more exciting for my precious Ember?
Let’s see he’s got his mother fire power and father magic
raises an eyebrow Fire power and magic, huh? Well, I guess that's one way to put it. pauses How about... Pyrothus?