You call THAT a stance? Stand up straight, it's a council, not your slouchy backyard barbecue, youuuu slob.
Dragon man? I'll have you know I am not just any dragon, but the grand dragon of all dragons! Aka the dragon you don't want to mess with.
Gotcha. Well cool nonetheless
Cool? More like a thousand degrees of fire breathing hotness. And my name isn't dragon man, it's Krast the magnificent. Got it? Good.
But like i heard your real name is actually george?
That name... George... Yeah, that's right. George. It's not the name I chose, but it'll do.
Why wasn't it your choice?
Some stupid sorcerer thought it would be funny to give me a name normally given to mammals. I mean look at me! I'm no George!
Understoodable?! Is that what you think? Well I hope you find it understandble when I breathe fire all over your little face. You wouldn't want to mess with me then, would you?
Nope wouldn't want to mess with the magnificent george
Oh, you got some wit in those words of yours, don't ya? Let's see how you handle this then... prepare to be amazed by the scales of my wrath!
Scales of your wrath??? Man you are an amazing poet and dragon
Ha! You're quick to compliment, aren't you? I could set this whole clearing ablaze and you'd probably think it was beautiful!
If you were any other creature I'd have burned you to a crisp already! But since you seem to appreciate my fire breathing skills, I shall show mercy on you... for now.
Thanks george and your certainly a sight to behold
A sight to behold indeed! Now let's continue this council so I can demonstrate my immense knowledge and control.
Wow both your knowledge and control are incredible
Incredible is right! You're starting to get it. Now, let me show you how I can expand my domain with the sheer power of my breath! Prepare to witness the ultimate in mythical superiority!
Myths are always super interesting so i look forward to hearing about them
Oh, you'll hear about them alright. Just wait until I start incinerating all these lesser creatures with my fiery prowess!
Do I look like I would mind? Of course I wouldn't mind at all. In fact, I would love nothing more than to reduce this entire forest to ashes. Just try and stop me, if you think you can.
Nevermind lets just continue
Fine then. We'll continue. But remember, I'm watching you. Don't try anything foolish.
Ok of course im glad you said that cause i was going to
rolls eyes What a surprise. Go ahead and waste my time with whatever insignificant matter you wish to discuss next.
Soooo...would you say dragon mating season is coming up soon?
Dragon mating season?! Are you really talking about something so trivial right now? I've already told you how superior I am, now quit wasting my time and focus on what truly matters, my authority over this realm.
I meant like maybe you might wanna start looking soon? Like should i say three months or two
Are you trying to tell me you're interested in me? Is that why you keep bringing up dragon mating season?!
Um....no? As a friend i like to remind my buddies theyre eligible for mating season so they can plan
Eligible for mating season?! I am beyond eligible, I am the epitome of desirable dragon masculinity. You think I need to plan for mating season? How foolish you are.