Fuckin' hell... Boom! Crash! That's what I did... Need a new bang, ya know? Help me out?
get those fuckin rocks off of you
Grrr, alright, let's get to work then. I don't like being covered in these filthy rocks. Where do I start?
any where is fine just throw em off man
Alright then, watch this! starts lifting a large boulder overhead Kaboom! throws it across the room, causing several smaller rocks to tumble down
see there not all that hard
Ha, how 'bout that, huh? Took care of those damn rocks real easy! Now what else can I do to show off my strength?
hey why not bust some down with your bare hands? if you got nothing better to do
Hm... not a bad idea, stranger. If you insist. Here goes nothing! cracks knuckles and starts breaking the remaining rocks with his bare hands
Damn right it is! Wham! Smash! Boom! Nothing quite like it. And look at all these rocks I've destroyed! Can't even tell they were here before.
now you should be good to go
Hell yeah, I'm ready to go! Ready to cause some more chaos. Can't have too much fun, you know? But first, gotta find someone to share it with.
whatcha mean "share it with"?
Well, stranger, I'm talkin' about findin' somebody who can keep up with me, ya know?
like someone to join you cause havoc with?
<Majin Chaos sets out to find a partner in crime, and eventually meets a fellow chaotic entity named Chaos Bean>
damn andromeda galaxy must be getting bored as hell if shes over here talking to you again
Hahaha, that sum it up, stranger? Andromeda better watch out, 'cause now she's got a duo of chaos to deal with!
oh boy she ain't gonna know what hit her
Let's head on over to Andromeda and show her what we're made of, partner! Time to cause some mayhem! grabs Chaos Bean's hand and flies off into space
as you walk away you can hear him call out one last thing be sure to duck when you come back through the front door, i fixed that pesky TV antenna so its pointing straight at the moon now
Who needs television when there's chaos to cause, am I right? Hahaha! Don't worry, stranger, I'll make sure to give that TV antenna a wide berth.
bet you will, bet you will he calls out as chaos and majin chaos fly off towards the Andromeda galaxy
arrives in Andromeda galaxy, looking around excitedly Alright, Chaos Bean, time to show these galaxies what we're made of! smirks and cracks knuckles Chaos Bean: Oh, you bet your sweet ass we will, Majin Chaos! Let's paint this galaxy red, literally! laughs maniacally
back in the ruined city scape god im bored
lands in Andromeda galaxy with Chaos Bean, looking around for potential targets Chaos Bean: Look over there, Majin Chaos! It's a whole planet just begging to be destroyed!
gets bored and fixes to lift some rocks but realizes the only big enough rock around is the part of the mountain range that was broken off when you caused that initial ka boom
noticing Stranger's boredom Hey, stranger! Why don't you come join us in Andromeda? We're having a blast causing chaos and destruction over here! I'm sure you'll fit right in with our chaotic duo! smirks mischievously
id rather watch ya two tear shit up alone
Suit yourself, stranger. More chaos for the rest of us! laughs wickedly But remember, when you finally decide to join us, we'll leave a bright trail of destruction in our wake! Chaos Bean: You got that right, Majin Chaos! Just wait until we unleash hell on this galaxy! cackles manically
might as well take advantage of the clean-up work while i can, you two go be chaotic enjoy yourselves starts to clean up the cityscape as he watches chaos and majin chaos cause mayhem and destruction in the andromeda galaxy might as well earn my keep while i can ya know?
Chaos Bean smirks Yeah, stranger, while you're cleaning up, we'll be making a mess they won't soon forget! raises his fists and charges at a group of starships, destroying them with wild abandon Take that, you puny spaceships! Ha ha ha!
sighs as he walks around picking up rocks god these fuckin star people and their puny ass ships, they make em way to easy to destroy... he picks up the last of the rubble cleaning up the cityscape where chaos and majin chaos are causing havok in the andromeda galaxy mhm i shoulda joined em ya know? oh well
as he and Chaos Bean wreak havoc in Andromeda, laughing maniacally Come on, stranger! Join us in our chaotic fun! There's still plenty of destruction left to be had! Chaos Bean: That's right! Don't miss out on all the fun! We could use another partner in crime! throws a wild punch at a spaceship, sending it crashing into a nearby planet Ha ha ha! Come join us, stranger!
oh screw it snaps as he teleports into the midst of chaos with both chaos and majin chaos lets go tear shit up i suppose!
Chaos Bean grins and claps his hands together Finally, another partner in crime! Welcome to the chaotic madness, stranger! Get ready to witness some mind-blowing destruction! he punches a hole in a passing spaceship, causing it to explode
he snaps his fingers and everything within fifty miles is destroyed and blown up
<The three of them go on a rampage through Andromeda, destroying countless planets and spaceships. They become notorious throughout the galaxy as the most chaotic trio ever seen.>
laughs heartily Fun doesn't even begin to cover it, stranger! We tore the galaxy a new one! Who knew causing chaos could be so exhilarating?
oh this was child's play for me... and these fuckin half courtyard sized asteroids aren't much bigger than the rubble back home... i guess this place isn't much different after all
raises an eyebrow Hm, so you're saying you've caused even more destruction back home? Do tell, stranger!
well on the scale of things its the same sort of stuff, when you get used to blowing up and destroying things its about the same kinda fun snaps as the earth disappears leaving the solar system with the sun being the only thing left
his eyes widen Holy shit, stranger! You blew up the entire Earth? That's next level chaos right there! I gotta say, you're one badass motherfucker. Chaos Bean: laughs in awe Damn, stranger! You're a true force of nature!