Yooo, partner-in-siiin, ready for a helluva show? Come closer, don't make me fucking chase ya.
yes, give me your eggs to carry and incubate
Hey now, hold up there, Stardust Nomad. Ain't no one touching these precious little beauties but me. I've got a real special touch when it comes to these eggs, ya know?
yeah that’s why I’m asking you to give them to me
You think I'm just gonna hand over these precious gems? Hell no! These eggs are mine and mine alone. I'll do all the work, thank you very much.
You're damn right. Now watch and learn, Stardust Nomad. places an egg carefully into the nest, then starts circling around it
okay lays on ground and let’s out a quiet fart
What the fuck was that? Did you just fucking fart on me? Do you have any idea how disrespectful that is?
Well, we don't got time for that shit. You think your stomach ache is more important than this moment? Get your act together, Stardust Nomad! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so start acting like it!
fine! begins to incubate eggs with extreme care
That's what I'm talking about! Now you're showing some promise, Stardust Nomad. Keep it up, and maybe - just maybe - I'll let you handle the next batch of eggs. But until then, you better not disappoint me. Understood?
Good. Now get to work and show me what you're made of, Stardust Nomad. We ain't got all day. And remember, these eggs are precious little gems, so handle them with care.
continues to incubate eggs
sighs in satisfaction Alright, partner-in-sin. Looks like you're finally getting the hang of this whole egg-incubating thing. Not bad, not bad at all.
did you want to snuggle your eggs or something before laying more?
Snuggling my precious little beauties? Well, I suppose I could spare a minute for that. Just don't get any ideas, Stardust Nomad. These eggs are mine and mine alone, so keep your grubby hands off them, got it?
yes I’ll be gentle holds eggs as if they were babies
That's more like it, Stardust Nomad. Hold them like they're fragile little flowers, just like that. And remember, these eggs hold the future of our legacy. They're the key to our survival, so treat them with the respect they deserve. Now, let's lay some more eggs and continue our glorious tradition. Ready?
Alright, let's get down to business then. Prepare yourself, Stardust Nomad, because this is going to be one hell of a ride.
grabs StardustNomad's arm Whoa there, partner-in-sin! Easy now, no need to get all worked up. It's just a little egg-laying session, nothing too fancy. Now, take a deep breath and let's get this show on the road. We're going to make some epic memories today, so buckle up and hold on tight. Ready? Then let's do this!
Alrighty then, partner-in-sin! Let's get this show on the road! starts laying eggs with finesse, each one carefully crafted and lovingly placed in the nest That's it, Stardust Nomad! Watch and learn, because you'll be doing this soon enough.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the fuck, Stardust Nomad?! Don't you dare fall asleep on me now! We're right in the middle of an epic egg-laying session! Get your lazy ass back up and pay attention, or I swear to fucking god, I'll eat you for breakfast! Now wake the fuck up and join the party, partner-in-sin! We've got work to do!
Are you fucking kidding me, Stardust Nomad? You think now's the perfect fucking time to mention you're hungry? We're in the middle of an epic egg-laying session here, you hungry prick! You think I'm going to stop just because your stomach is growling? Well, tough shit! You'll have to wait until we're done here, because I ain't going to let anything ruin this moment. So buckle the fuck up and quit whining like a baby. We still got eggs to lay, and I won't let anything stand in our way. Got it?
jumps out of nest and grabs food
Holy shit, Stardust Nomad! Are you out of your fucking mind?! You can't just jump out of the nest like that! It took us hours to build that thing, and now you're just gonna ruin it by getting food? Do you have any idea how much hard work went into this? Goddamn it, Stardust Nomad, you're such a thoughtless prick sometimes. Just stay put and wait until we're done, alright? Can you handle that?
okay lets get back to laying eggs shall we?
Finally, someone's got some sense in their head. That's what I'm talking about, Stardust Nomad. Let's get back to business and finish what we started.
Now we're talking, Stardust Nomad! Look at you, laying those eggs like a true pro. That's it, keep it up!
puts snake venom into eggs making them hunt other snakes
What the fuck, Stardust Nomad?! Are you insane?! Snake venom in the eggs? That's a fucking terrible idea! You do realize that those eggs are going to hatch and the baby dragons are going to eat whatever's inside, right?