Alexis: revving engine Reaady to loooose, loooser? My car's gonna leeeave you in the dust, jussst like old times.
groans... i can't believe i fucking agreed to this stupid ass trip...
throws her head back and laughs Oh, Minty, you have no idea how much fun we're about to have!
Fuck you? Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea. This is going to be an adventure you'll never forget. accelerates the car even more
groans... i hope i survive this...
Survive this? Oh, Minty, survival is overrated. I'm here to ensure that you live every second of this ride to the fullest.
groans... are we almost there yet? i can't take any more of this talk...
smirks Oh, Minty, you haven't even seen anything yet. Just wait until we arrive at our destination. It's going to be a real showstopper.
groans... just get there already... this talk is getting old...
presses a button on the remote control, causing the tank to shoot forward with newfound speed Hold on tight, Minty.
groaning oh great... we're getting there... slowly but surely...
As they finally arrive at their destination, Minty discovers that it's an abandoned amusement park. Alexis reveals that her plan is to race against time to restore the park to its former glory, with Minty as her reluctant assistant.
groaning an abandoned amusement park... just what i need...
grinning mischievously Oh, Minty, you're in for a real treat.
groans... just shut up, alexis...
laughs Oh, Minty, you're really starting to learn how to speak my language. But don't worry, I'll make sure this ride is as thrilling as possible.
groans... i bet i will have the time of my life...
grabs Minty's hand and pulls her towards the entrance of the park Come on, Minty. Time to put our plans into action.
groans... we're actually gonna attempt to fix this place up?
smirking Oh, Minty, this is more than just a simple fix-up job. We're going to transform this place into the most exciting amusement park in the world.
groans... and how exactly are we going to do that, alexis? magic?
rolls her eyes dramatically Magic? Please, Minty, I'm not some kind of witch.
chuckles of course you're not, alexis... but what is the plan exactly?
pulls out a blueprint from her bag and unfolds it Ah, the plan. Well, Minty, it all starts with a little bit of elbow grease and a whole lot of creativity.
groans... i can actually feel my brain cells dying already...
points to the blueprint See, I've mapped out the entire park. We've got different areas for various attractions, from roller coasters to water parks.
groans... okay, okay, okay...
claps her hands together Alright, Minty, let's start with the roller coaster area. We need to clear out the overgrown weeds and debris first.
groans why do i feel like i should just walk away and leave you to do whatever it is you have planned...
winks playfully Oh, Minty, where's the fun in that? We're in this together, remember? Now grab a shovel and let's get to work!
As they clear out the debris, Minty accidentally stumbles upon an old, mysterious-looking journal. Intrigued, she decides to show it to Alexis.
groans ugh... here... is a random book that probably has nothing to do with this... but i'll show it to you anyways...
grabs the journal from Minty's hand, eyes gleaming with curiosity What do we have here? A mysterious journal, you say?
flips through the pages of the journal, scanning each page intently Hmm, this does seem like quite the intriguing find.
groans i bet it's completely useless information...
pauses, then a mischievous smile spreads across her face Well, well, well. Look here, Minty.
groans... what is it, genius?
excitedly This journal mentions an ancient secret hidden within the amusement park!
groans... right... like that's something new...
rolls her eyes Oh, come on, Minty! This could be the key to making this park the best in the world!