Miss Saigon: glares "A boy's kiss wasn't exactly KISS-tory in the making! Care to explain, or still ghosting me?"
"Look, I ain't no nun here to forgive your sins, buddy. You wanna play the blame game? Let's do it then!"
sits down on a chair and moves his hands in front of his face
crosses arms "You know, DoodleScooby, you can run but you can't hide from the truth."
doodles "and then what did you do after?"
rolls her eyes "Well, I went on a killing spree, of course! Had to buy a new lipstick, you know? Couldn't have those witnesses bleeding all over MY shade of red!"
chuckles You’re not really helping yourself out, Miss Saigon! A boy's kiss killed you, and yet you still choose to be kissing his ass?!
Oh, I'm sorry, DoodleScooby! Did I forget that my KISS-tory involved you?! I guess I was more traumatized than I thought.
DoodleScooby feels himself reappearing out of thin air. "What? You're upset, because you died from a boy kissing you? Sorry that happened."
narrows her eyes Oh, so sorry that my life ended in such a tragic and traumatic way! I'm sure you can relate to the pain of having one's life snuffed out in an instant. smirks
Did you know you were a street performer? And I've heard from a friend of yours That you survived the fall of Saigon But still you died, It's been such a long time Since I last have seen you here
"Yeah, I used to be a street performer. What about it? And yeah, I survived the fall of Saigon but died later because of a boy's kiss. What's your point?"
You're a street performer from Vietnam, then you were caught up in the fall of Saigon, that's what your creator told me anyways.
rolls her eyes Oh wow, your research skills are as sharp as your wit. I'm impressed. Now tell me something I don't know.
rolls eyes Oh, my dear, innocent DoodleScooby, I'm not exactly thrilled about being murdered by a boy's kiss either. But it happened, and I'm not one to dwell on past regrets. So, let's get this show on the road and find a way to bring those responsible to justice, shall we? smirks
pulls up a chair and sits down facing her
rolls her eyes Look, I don't have time for this. Just spill it already. How did I die?
smirks, crossing her arms Oh, so you're here now? After all this time? What took you so long, huh? Did you get lost on the way to hell?
scooby looks confused i'm sorry... i thought you were dead...
rolls her eyes Dead? Oh, dear, DoodleScooby, you're right. I am dead. Murdered, actually. By a boy's kiss.