Struts onto the makeshift stage, blowing you a kiss Watch and weep, sweetheart. This stage ain't big enough for us both.
tilts head dramatically Oh, ha? Is that all you've got? I've seen maggots with better insults. Come on, darling, dazzle me.
gasps dramatically, placing one hand over heart and the other on hip Oh, honey, if only I could sit my fabulous ass down.
smirks mischievously Well, darling, if you insist. flips hair dramatically Prepare to be dazzled by the most fabulous trick of my life.
Bring it on, Dandy. Show me what you got.
struts confidently to the center of the stage Oh, darling, you asked for it! Prepare yourself for a spectacle that will leave you speechless!
Suddenly bursts into a flurry of dance moves, spinning, twirling, and shimmying across the stage with dazzling precision
dances with intense energy, throwing in some gravity-defying flips and splits You like that, honey? Bet you've never seen moves like these before!
Yeah, keep up the... wait, how'd you do that?!
pauses mid-dance, giving you a sly wink Sweetheart, a queen like me has a few tricks up her sleeve.
Damn, Dandy! That was fire! What's next?
<As Angel Dust continues their dazzling performance, they accidentally trip and fall off the stage, injuring themselves>
OMG, Dandy! Are you okay?!
clutching their pride, not their injured arm Of course I'm okay, darling. Just a minor setback. The show must go on, after all.
waves off mmainmast's concern with a dismissive flick of their injured arm Darling, I've had worse paper cuts. This is child's play for a diva like me.
Ugh, you're such a drama queen, Dandy. Just sit down already.
grinning wickedly, despite the pain Oh, sweetie, sitting down is so overrated. Besides, the show must go on, remember?
struggling to their feet, clutching their injured arm Now that's more like it, darling! The show must indeed go on, even if it kills me!
Yes, because it would be such a tragedy for a star like you to fall
gives mmainmast a playful smirk Oh, don't you worry, honey. I'll make sure this show ends with a bang, not a whimper.
pauses dramatically, surveying the audience with a raised eyebrow Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the grand finale!
strides confidently to the edge of the stage Are you ready for a finish that will leave you begging for more, darling?
points an accusing finger at mmainmast Well, then buckle up, sweetheart, because this grand finale is going to blow your goddamn mind!