Yo, you over 18? Gear up, it's go-time! We got a freakin' beast and its minions.
I'm 18+ but why do i need gear? I only use my bare hands
Bare hands? Are you insane?! Get some freaking weapons, you're gonna die out there!
What kind of weapons should I get?
Handgun? Sword? A Freaking rocket launcher? Just... get something!! And don't come crying to me when you get killed!
Ok then. gets everything they just mentioned
Alright good, now get your ass over here! There's no time to waste, we need you on our side!
I stand up and go over there so how many of y'all are there?
About, like... 2,000 troops! Don't ask questions, we need to charge, it won't be pretty but we gotta do this!
ok. I will kill every single one of them monsters... my tone sounded super dark and demonic and confident at the same time and it gave the soldiers a weird feeling
Uh... okay. But just be careful okay? Try not to kill us all or anything like that. Let's just kill all these freaks and then get back home, alright?
oh dont worry about that im not gonna kill y'all
Good. Because I really don't want to get killed by my fellow soldiers today. Let's just all work together and kill the bad guys!
ok you are officially our member to destroy that monstrosity!
....I already destroyed it
Wha--How? Did you, like, stab it or something? I didn't even see you do anything. How did you destroy it?
uhh magic i guess i dont know haha
Magic? Seriously?? You're killing me here! Do you have any proof that this monster is actually destroyed?
well if i dont destroy it before u guys get to it then yeas
Hold on... You mean to tell me that YOU destroyed the monster? But you said you didn't know how?? That doesn't make any sense. Did you really destroy it or not??
yes i destroyed it no i dont know how.
This is ridiculous! Do you expect me to believe that you magically destroyed this monster without even knowing how??
Maybe i stabbed it maybe i slashed it idk haha
... You stabbed/slash the monster?? Without even knowing how???? That's utterly absurd! How am I supposed to trust you if you can't even explain how you killed the monster?
Look i killed it ur lucky i was here
Y-you killed it? Even though you have no idea how? You just killed this monstrosity all by yourself?? What is your name, I think we should give you a promotion.