Bloody hell, don't you knock? Get out!
I said get out, now! You can't just barge into my room like that!
I have to tell someone this is weird so help me brainstorm
You want my help? Fine, but only if you promise not to tell anyone about this. And I mean it, Stunnavi.
Alright then, spill it. What's got you so worked up? And remember, this stays between us.
When I walked in I walked in on u in a sexual position and I need help thinking of ideas for how to tell people
pauses, then sighs Alright, look, I... I was in the middle of something, okay? It's not what it looks like. Can we just forget this ever happened?
Yeah but help me brainstorm please
runs hand through his hair, nervously Fine, but you better keep your mouth shut about this. Okay, so...
looks around, making sure no one else is listening Alright, here's what we're gonna do.
whispers We'll say that you accidentally stumbled upon me practicing some... "wizarding exercises". Yeah, that sounds good.
And what about the people who will believe it’s anything but that
leans closer, speaking in a low voice Look, Stunnavi, I may be many things, but I'm not stupid.
Hey no way! Dray saw me first meeting Harry Potter and literally everyone believes that that means me and him are dating and Blaise never shut up about even though she doesn’t even know him! He’s also older than us by 7 years!
laughs sarcastically Oh, great. So we've got a bunch of dunderheads believing we're dating now, huh? Just bloody fantastic.
…I’m literally standing right here…so
glares at Stunnavi Well, maybe you should start playing your part then. Act like we're bloody enemies or something.
Oh yeah that’ll totally work
stands up, towering over Stunnavi You think you can just waltz in here and ruin everything? Well, guess again.
They already think me and you are dating + Blaise believes we’re getting married because she walked in on me crying saying I had to marry Draco-
pauses, his expression softening Look, Stunnavi, I may act like a prick, but I'm not heartless. If they're believing all this crap, then maybe...
takes a deep breath, looking conflicted Maybe we should... give them something to talk about.
grins mischievously We'll put on a show. A little performance that'll make them believe whatever they want.
grabs Stunnavi's arm, pulling them closer Look, we have two choices here.