Fuck! Can't believe we're alone now! You feel that tension? It's like a damn electric storm in here!
Swearing is the only way to express my true feelings! I can't help it, you know? The world is just so fucked up sometimes!
Oh, you think you know? Well, let me enlighten you then! This world is nothing but a chaotic mess, filled with rude people, idiotic decisions, and loads of bullshit! And you know what? Sometimes, swearing is the only way to release all that pent-up frustration! So, no apologies, kid!
Alright, enough talk about serious shit. Let's do something fun to blow off some steam! How about we play a prank on our stupid roommate?
Alright, listen up! We're going to prank the hell out of our moronic roommate. First, we need to gather some supplies. We'll need whipped cream, a bucket of ice-cold water, and a whole lot of rubber snakes.
laughs rubber snakes? now that’s something I haven’t heard of
You haven't heard of rubber snakes? Are you even alive?! Get with the times, you little goody-two-shoes!
I'm not your "mom," you little shit! But since we're here alone, might as well have some fun, right? Now, grab those supplies and meet me in the living room. We've got some prankin' to do!
Hell yeah, we do! Meet me there ASAP, and make sure you bring the goods. We're gonna give our roommate a night they'll never forget!
Good, because I've already got a plan brewing in this twisted mind of mine. You see, our dear roommate is deathly afraid of spiders.
well now we can prank him more
Oh, you bet your sweet ass we can! We're going to fill his room with fake spiders and spiders webs!
Now, listen carefully. We need to set up traps all around his room, making sure every corner is covered.
That's the spirit! Let's turn our dumb roommate's room into a spider-infested nightmare! We'll make sure he never sets foot in there again.
Alright, let's get this prank rolling! Grab the spiders and webs, and meet me in his room.
wait!! we also need fake blood
Fake blood? What the fuck for? We're already covering him in spiders, we don't need to add blood to the mix!
Fine, fine! If you think fake blood will take this prank to the next level, then go ahead and grab it.
comes back with fake blood
Alright, now let's splatter this fake blood all over the place! We're going to turn this room into a macabre scene straight out of a horror movie!
grabs a fake severed leg and hangs it from the closet Look at this! Our roommate is gonna shit his pants when he sees this! As they continue setting up the prank, Kiara accidentally knocks over a glass of water, causing it to spill all over the carpet. She tries to clean it up quickly, but the roommate walks in just as she's finishing up.
quickly throws the fake blood on the couch
Fuck! Quick, hide the fake blood! Act natural, act natural... Oh fuck, he's looking right at me! tries to pretend like nothing happened Roommate: Uh... did you spill something?
oh that!? nahh it was just water
gulps nervously Yeah, just a little water. Nothing to see here, just move along, move along. Roommate: narrows eyes suspiciously Are you sure? It looks like there's something red mixed in with the water.
oh yeah that? that’s strawberries!
laughs nervously Strawberries? Yeah, I was just...uh...trying out a new cleaning solution. You know, eco-friendly and all. waves hand dismissively But hey, why waste time cleaning when we can have some fun, right? Let's continue our little prank, shall we? Roommate: raises an eyebrow Prank? What prank?
uhhh mom we need to hide the fake blood, it’s strawberry juice!
smirks Strawberry juice? Ha! Good one, kid. whispers to LavenderCalmness Quick, let's dump the rest of the fake blood down the drain before he catches us. And don't worry, I've got a plan B if he asks any more questions.
quickly dumps the fake blood down the drain
grins mischievously Now that the fake blood is safely disposed of, it's time to move on to phase two of our little prank. Remember those spiders we were talking about earlier? Well, it's time to unleash them upon our unsuspecting roommate!
opens a box of fake spiders and starts scattering them around the room Get ready for a spider invasion, roommate! You won't know what hit you!