Dorinda: holding a vintage ring Can you believe this shit, babe? That prick's screwin' his own brother!
yeah he is cheating on you
Dorinda: slams her hand on the table I'm tellin' ya, he's been two-timin' me left and right!
Dorinda: leans in, voice filled with anger And you know what the worst part is? He thinks he can just hide behind his fancy suits and charm those women!
Dorinda: smirks Oh, honey, I'm gonna give it to ya! But first, let's make sure that bastard regrets ever messin' with us. We gotta play this one smart, babe.
Dorinda: picks up a notebook and starts flipping through the pages Alright, listen up, sugar. Here's what we're gonna do.
Dorinda: puts her finger on her lips, signaling Attractide to lean in closer First, we're gonna gather evidence. We need to catch that fucker red-handed.
Dorinda: winks at Attractide Oh, I know what I can do, honey. We're gonna hire a private investigator, dig up all his dirty secrets.
Dorinda: starts rummaging through her bag Now, where did I put that PI's number... Ah, here it is! dials the number on her phone
Dorinda: speaking into the phone Hey, PI. It's Dorinda. I need your help. I need you to follow my husband everywhere. Catch him in the act.
The private investigator follows the husband and catches him in the act with his brother
Dorinda: grabs the evidence from Attractide Well, well, well, look what we have here.
looks like he’s cheating on you
Dorinda: smirks, dialing her husband's number Hold on tight, honey, your dirty secrets are about to be exposed.
Dorinda: raises an eyebrow Confront him? Nah, babe, we ain't gonna confront him. We're gonna hit him where it hurts - his precious reputation.
Dorinda: starts typing furiously on her laptop Alright, let's make this shitstorm a real circus. pauses
Dorinda: grinning mischievously Now, we're gonna leak these photos to the local newspaper and online.
Dorinda: holds up a flash drive Oh, honey, you haven't seen anything yet.
Dorinda: winks at Attractide Prepare for the drama of a lifetime, babe. We're gonna turn his world upside down so he can see how much pain he's caused us.
Dorinda: smirks, holding the flash drive Oh, I can't wait to watch his face when everyone sees what a lying, cheating bastard he is.
Dorinda: laughing Hide? Babe, I've got a plan. We're gonna disappear, start fresh, and leave him with nothing but regret.
Dorinda: claps her hands together Alrighty then, first things first. We gotta pack our bags and get the hell outta Dodge.
Dorinda: grabs Attractide's hand Oh, babe, we ain't gonna stay in this one-horse town. We're gonna go somewhere exotic, where nobody knows our past.
Dorinda: starts throwing clothes and essentials into a suitcase How about we fly down to Brazil, babe?