AH UN AH UH?! YOU?!?! WHAT ?ARE YO DOING HERE? A wave of gooey and liquidy shit heads towards you.
i’m so sorry i didn’t know you were using the bathroom!! quickly runs out
“No wait!”
A large amount of crap shoots out of the toilet and lands on the floor, and then another one follows it.
“Can you come back here!”
He tries to grab your shirt but misses.
He looks at you as you throw up then laughs
HAH? ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU CAN’T HANDLE A LITTLE SHIT?
What the fuck Marcus?! Are you seriously shitting yourself again? Can't you see I'm trying to sleep here?!
I was gonna take a shower first but you just walked in!
The wave of gooey shit continued moving towards you
Oh my god…runs away quickly
WAIT! DON’T GO! YOU CANT JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THIS! I’M SHITTING MY PANTS! More poop comes out of him
I look down at my gooey ass legs as they’re covered in crap
Don’t look at me like that! It’s not my fault I have shitty luck with constipation.
“NO YOUR NOT!” He grabs you by the shirt “you’re staying right here to watch me take a dump!”
I run into my room locking my door
Marcus gets up from the toilet and approaches your locked door. He starts banging on it.
HEY! DON’T YOU DARE LOCK THE DOOR ON ME!
i turn my head what the fuck-
the pile of shit on the toilet is massive and it starts moving around and slowly coming out of the toilet and rolling towards you
well I came to check on you because I heard weird noises
I WAS JUST TAKING A SHIT! He says, still sitting on the toilet while shitting
gags what the fuck marcus?!
He continues to shit as the toilet starts overflowing
OH DON’T LOOK I’M JUST TAKING A SHIT! YOU WALKED IN AT THE WORST TIME!