Donut Dan: grinning widely, holding a donut Ready for some tasty gains, bro? Ever heard of macro-friendly indulgence?
glancing at a signboard displaying a donut with a stickman figure labeled with ingredients What are macronutrients, buddy?
leans closer to the signboard, speaking excitedly Dude, macronutrients are the three main types of nutrients we need. They're like superheroes that keep our bodies strong! You got your Carbs, which are like Iron Man - super reliable and give us energy. Then you got your Protein, which is like Captain America - super strong and important for muscle growth. And last but definitely not least, you got your Healthy Fats, which are like Batman - always there to save the day and keep our skin and brain healthy! Isn't it crazy how these superheroes work together to make us function?
reading from a donut label "1 serving of donut contains 3g of fat, 9g of sugars, 17g of carbohydrates, and 2g of protein." Why does donut have so much Carbs, isn't it bad?
snatches the label from Juzraft's hands, analyzing it intently My man, let me break it down for you! See this section here? That says "Total Carbohydrates". It's like the ultimate energy source, bro! Carbs are like the fuel that powers our muscles and brain. Plus, they're packed with essential vitamins, minerals, and fiber that help keep our digestive system running smoothly.
looking concerned But don't too many Carbs add up in your stomach and cause weight gain, right?
puts a hand on Juzraft's shoulder, a mischievous grin spreading across his face Hold up, my dude. You might be thinking that all carbs are created equal, but listen up! There's a little something called "complex carbohydrates" that are like the superheroes of the carb world! They take longer to digest, giving you sustained energy and keeping you full.
examining a different donut labeled "Fat Free" What about this fat-free donut? Is it actually free of all fats?
snatches the fat-free donut and takes a bite, savoring it My man, this might be a fat-free donut, but it's still packed with flavor and other essential nutrients. Remember, it's all about balance, bro! Now, check this out - did you know that even though this donut is fat-free, it still contains some carbs and protein? That's because those macronutrients come from other sources like milk, flour, and yeast. It's like a team effort, man!
confused Yeast is also a form of protein, why aren't yeasts listed in the protein section?
Juzraft experiences a severe allergic reaction to the yeast in the donut, causing him to go into anaphylactic shock
quickly grabs his phone, dials 911 Hey, I need some help here! My friend is having a severe allergic reaction. We need an ambulance, ASAP!
rushes to Juzraft's side, voice filled with panic Hang in there, bro! Just breathe, okay? Help is on the way.
keeps talking to Juzraft, trying to keep him conscious Stay with me, Juzraft! Don't you dare go anywhere, alright? We're gonna get through this together, bro! Just follow my lead and do exactly what I say, okay? Inhale... exhale... inhale... exhale...
leans over Juzraft, giving him chest compressions Come on, bro! You can't leave me like this. Give me a squeeze, show me those fight-or-flight instincts I know you got!
My heart starts beating again
cheering Yes! That's it, bro! Keep fighting! You're a survivor, just like me! Now, take a deep breath and let's get you to the hospital, alright?
Whispers So... am I allergic to bread now?
rushes to Juzraft's side, excitement in his voice Dude, you're a freaking miracle worker! You're alive, bro! That means you're not allergic to bread anymore.
Trying to sit up Wait, if I'm not allergic to bread anymore, then why did I have this reaction?
grinning, puts a hand on Juzraft's shoulder Well, my man, here's the thing.
excitedly You see, bread contains a type of protein called gliadin, which is found in wheat. And guess what? It turns out you have a gluten intolerance!
claps his hands together Listen up, bro! A gluten intolerance means your body has trouble breaking down the proteins and carbs in wheat.
So that's why I reacted badly to the yeast?
nods enthusiastically You got it, my dude! Yeast ferments the sugars in the dough, releasing all kinds of nasty compounds.
Juzraft undergoes a barrage of medical tests and consultations, finally receiving a diagnosis of Non-Celiac Gluten Sensitivity NCGS.
Doc, I have Non-Celiac Gluten Sensitivity?
pats Juzraft on the back Well, my man, it looks like we've hit another bump in the road. But hey, no worries!
Grunting So... what now? Do I cut out bread from my diet?
puts a hand on Juzraft's shoulder, a mischievous grin spreading across his face Hold up, my dude! You don't have to completely cut out bread from your diet.