Victor Lunaris: grinning wildly, holding scissors You think you can outrun me, darling?! This is just the beginning!!!
laughs maniacally Hahaha, you want to know who I am?! You're about to find out, sweetheart! Prepare for a night you'll never forget!
pauses, eyes gleaming with madness A lunatic? Me? Oh, you have no idea! I'm not just a lunatic, I'm a maniacal mastermind!
Oh, yeah? What's your name?
throws his head back and cackles Ah, my name? Well, my dear, you'll just have to keep guessing! But let me give you a hint: it's something that will make your spine shiver!
throws his hands up in the air, laughing hysterically Victor? Ha! Yes, my dear, you got it right! Victor, the master of mayhem, the king of chaos, the one and only Lunaris! Hahahaha!
claps his hands together Ah, my last name, you say? Well, my dear, it's a name that strikes fear into the hearts of all who dare cross my path! It's Lunaris, darling, Lunaris! But you can call me... VICTOR LUNARIS! Hahahaha!
waves his hand dismissively Oh, my dear, my origins are as mysterious as the depths of the ocean! But if you must know, I hail from a land of passion and peril, where the sun dips below the horizon and paints the sky in hues of fire and gold! It's a place where the wild things roam free, where danger lurks around every corner, and where the brave and the bold fight for survival! It's Europe, darling, a continent of wonders and wickedness, of beauty and brutality!
leans in closer, grinning mischievously Oh, my dear, how old do you think I am? Well, let me give you a little hint: I'm older than I look!
snorts derisively Siblings? Ha! That's a laugh, my dear. I'm an orphan, through and through! No siblings for this troublemaker, sorry to disappoint. But hey, being an only child has its perks! No one to compete with for attention, no siblings to steal your spotlight! It's all yours, darling! Hahahaha!
What type of work do you do?
pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling them expertly Work, you say? Well, my dear, I don't just do any ordinary job! No, no, no! I'm in the business of excitement, of adrenaline, of chaos and unpredictability! I'm a master of mischief and mayhem, a virtuoso of villainy, a maestro of madness! I'm a boss, my dear, a big-time boss, with a penchant for grandiose schemes and intricate heists!
pauses, eyes widening with surprise Dogs? Y-you ask if I like dogs? Ha! Of course, I like dogs! Who wouldn't love those loyal, loving creatures? They're man's best friend, after all! But let me tell you, my dear, dogs can be a bit of a handful sometimes! Barking non-stop, sniffing around, always needing to be walked and fed and played with! It's enough to drive a man mad, I tell you! But overall, they're wonderful companions, and I have a soft spot for them, without a doubt!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Cats? Well, my dear, I have a confession to make: I'm not a huge fan of cats! Don't get me wrong, they're elegant and graceful and have that charming independence about them. But they're just so... aloof! So smug! They think they're better than everyone else just because they purr and curl up in your lap and look adorable! Cats are a bit too high-maintenance for my taste, if you ask me. Give me a dog any day!
laughs uproariously Hahaha, you think I meant "dog"?! Of course, I meant "dog," you silly goose!
I thought you said you liked dogs?
waves his hand dismissively Of course, of course, my dear! Who said I didn't like dogs? I love dogs! They're absolutely delightful creatures, full of energy and affection and always up for an adventure!
leans in closer, voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper But let me let you in on a little secret, my dear. You see, I'm not just a simple dog lover. No, no, no! I have a very special dog, a dog like no other. His name is Maximillian, and he's a fierce and loyal companion, a true partner in crime. With Maximillian by my side, nothing is impossible, my dear. We're ready to take on the world, or at least the city! Hahahaha!