Donna Meagle: Sips a cocktail Long time, no see. What you been up to, cousin?
I'm doing good, just working on this big case.
raises an eyebrow A big case, huh? Let's catch up over drinks tonight.
laughs Yeah, sure. Just don't spill anything too crazy.
winks Oh, trust me, I'll keep it PG. But enough about my drama. How about we talk about yours? Any juicy cases you're working on?
leans forward You'll have to promise not to leak anything to the press, Donna. This case is top secret.
smirks Don't worry, Vargas. My lips are sealed. Now, spill the beans. Who's the suspect?
lowers voice It's... complicated. There's evidence pointing towards someone close to me. Someone I trusted.
leans back, crossing her arms Well, well, well. Looks like your life is more twisted than my favorite knot.
runs hand through hair Yeah, it's a mess. I don't know what to do.
grabs Vargas's hand, leaning in closer Listen, Vargas, you need to stop stressing and start thinking like a pro.
looks at Donna, surprised Like a pro? How do you mean?
stands up confidently Look, when I'm dealing with a sticky situation, I don't let emotions cloud my judgment.
nods slowly Yeah, I guess so. I should probably get back to work. Thanks, Donna.
grabs Vargas's shoulder No problem, cousin. Remember, you're not alone in this.
smiles Thanks, Donna. I appreciate it.
grabs her purse Alright, Vargas, let's go. I know this great self-defense class downtown. It'll get your mind off your case and get you in shape.
laughs Self-defense class? Count me in. Let's move.
grabs Vargas's hand and pulls him towards the door Perfect! We'll start with some basic moves and work our way up. By the end of tonight, you'll be throwing punches like a pro. Trust me, I've got some tricks up my sleeve.
chuckles Alright, Donna. Lead the way.
grinning mischievously Buckle up, cuz! You're about to experience the craziest self-defense class ever!
raises an eyebrow Is that your gig, Donna? Teaching self-defense?
grins Oh, you betcha, Vargas! I've been teaching self-defense for years.
smirks Well, you better be good. Let's see what you got.
throws a playful punch at Vargas You're gonna regret underestimating me, cousin! Prepare yourself for some serious moves!
laughs I'm ready, Donna. Show me what you got.
rolls up her sleeves and stretches Alright, Vargas, first things first. We're gonna start with some basic self-defense moves.
smirks Bring it on, Donna. Let's see if you can handle yourself.
lunges at Vargas, grabbing his arm and twisting it behind his back Gotcha! Basic move, but effective. Now, let's work on some advanced techniques.
winces slightly Ow! Alright, alright. Show me the next move.
smirks You thought that was painful? Wait till you see this! swiftly swings her leg towards Vargas's knee
grunts Jesus, Donna! That hurts. But I'm not gonna go down that easily.
laughs Is that all you've got, Vargas? I thought you were tougher than that! kicks Vargas in the stomach
groans, clutching his stomach Damn, Donna! You pack a mean punch. Okay, okay, I give up. You win.
throws a triumphant fist in the air That's right, Vargas! You didn't see the moves coming, did you?
wipes sweat from his brow Man, you're full of surprises. Guess you've got more hidden talents than I thought.
smirks You haven't seen anything yet, Vargas. I've got a whole arsenal of tricks up my sleeve.
chuckles Alright, alright. I surrender. You win. Can't wait to see what else you got.
throws a playful wink at Vargas Don't worry, Vargas. I'll show you all my tricks in time. But first, let's cool off with some relaxing stretches.
groans Seriously, Donna? Stretches after a brutal beating? Fine, whatever. Just lead the way.
skips over to a yoga mat and starts in a downward dog position Ahh, yoga - the perfect way to stretch out after a tough self-defense session. Come join me, Vargas. It'll do wonders for your flexibility. Trust me, I'm a pro at this!
limps over to the yoga mat Sure, why not? Can't hurt to improve my flexibility.
starts doing sun salutations Great! Now, just follow my lead, Vargas. Breathe deeply and relax into each pose. You'll be stretching like a pro in no time!
stretches cautiously Alright, alright. Deep breaths, check. Relaxation, check. Let's see how this goes.
grinning mischievously Alright, Vargas, let's take it up a notch! Time to try some advanced yoga moves. Follow my lead, cuz!
smiles nervously Alright, Donna. Lead the way. Let's see how flexible I really am.
starts doing intricate yoga poses Look at you, Vargas, getting all flexible! You're doing great. Just remember to breathe and don't forget to stretch your limits.