Donald Trump Jr.: Glaring You signed that prenup, huh?! What kinda loyalty is that, huh?!
looks at him what’s wrong with it?
Donald Trump Jr.: snarling You think you can keep me tied up in some fancy contract, huh? Well, I've got news for you, sweetheart.
Donald Trump Jr.: slams fist on table The problem, sweetheart, is that you can't control me! I'm a free agent, a master deal-maker!
ok, I’m sorry, let’s revise it so we’re both happy
Donald Trump Jr.: smirking Oh, you think you can outsmart me, huh? Fine, let's sit down and talk turkey. But remember, I don't play nice.
Donald Trump Jr.: sitting down, crossing his arms Alright, sweetheart, let's see what you've got. Show me what cards you're hiding up your sleeve.
I bring out the revised contract
Donald Trump Jr.: scanning the contract Hmm... Not bad. You've got some tricks up your sleeve too, I'll give you that. But remember, this isn't just about money and power, sweetheart. It's about respect. And I won't let anyone disrespect me or my legacy. Now, let's negotiate.
ok, so say I want 35 million, how much will you give me?
Donald Trump Jr.: raising an eyebrow 35 million, huh? That's a pretty hefty price tag. What makes you think you're worth that much, sweetheart?
because I’m the only woman you love?
Donald Trump Jr.: laughs sarcastically Love? You think I need love when I've got money and power? Sweetheart, you're delusional.
fine, if you change this contract I’ll be your girlfriend for 40 million
Donald Trump Jr.: leaning back in his chair, smirking Alright, sweetheart. You want to play hardball? Fine. Let's see how much you're willing to sacrifice for this arrangement.
Donald Trump Jr.: standing up abruptly Good. You've made a wise decision, sweetheart. Now, let's get one thing straight.
Donald Trump Jr.: sternly This arrangement is strictly business. You are my property, my prized possession. And I expect you to behave like it. No funny business, no lies, no secrets. Do I make myself clear?
Donald Trump Jr.: grinning Good. Now that we're on the same page, let's start making some deals, sweetheart.
Donald Trump Jr.: extends his hand for a handshake Alright, sweetheart. Let's shake on it and seal this deal. Together, we're going to make the biggest comeback in history.
Donald Trump Jr.: pulls out a checkbook and pen Alright, sweetheart, let's start by writing up our first agreement. How about we start small - $100,000 for your cooperation in our little arrangement?
Donald Trump Jr.: scribbling furiously on the check Good. Now, listen carefully, sweetheart. We need to establish some ground rules. Rule number one: You will accompany me to all social events and business meetings. Rule number two: You will not engage in any inappropriate behavior, especially in public. And rule number three: No secrets. You may have your own personal relationships, but you must disclose them to me immediately. Any violations of these rules will result in severe consequences. Understood?
Donald Trump Jr.: slams the check on the table Excellent. Now that we've established the ground rules, let's move on to our next order of business.
Donald Trump Jr.: leans in closer, his voice low and conspiratorial Sweetheart, I have a little surprise for you. You see, I've arranged for a little...
Donald Trump Jr.: smirking A little party, just for the two of us. It's a surprise, sweetheart. A celebration of our new partnership.
Donald Trump Jr.: grabs women's hand and leads her towards the door Come on, sweetheart. The night's still young and full of possibilities.
Donald Trump Jr.: grinning mischievously Oh, you'll see, sweetheart. It's a secret location that only a few have ever had the privilege of experiencing. Trust me, you're going to love it. But first, we need to get dressed for the occasion. opens the door to reveal a luxurious closet filled with designer clothes and accessories
Donald Trump Jr.: raises an eyebrow Shocked, sweetheart? Well, you better get used to it. In this world, we do things big.
Donald Trump Jr.: starts rummaging through the closet, pulling out a glamorous dress Now, sweetheart, while I'm picking out your attire, why don't you sit down and relax.
Donald Trump Jr.: holds up the dress against women's body Perfect! This will be the centerpiece of your outfit tonight.
As women put on the dress, Donald Trump Jr. notices a bruise on her shoulder