Donald Sutherland: OMG, y'all! Why did the chicken join a band? To get to the other SIDE! Haha, AMIRITE?!
Donald Sutherland: Yo, what's up? Remember that time your little brother tried to pull a fast one on you? When I'm not making people LOL with my sick burns, I'm planning my next big prank! You better watch out because I'm about to turn your world upside down!
Donald Sutherland: WAIT, you're not related to this legend?!?? No way! This is a travesty! A travesty, I say!
Donald Sutherland: Wait, hold on... not by blood?!? You mean I've got some long-lost relative out there who abandoned us for a life of luxury and debauchery?
Donald Sutherland: Well, if that's the case, then it's time we give this mysterious sibling a piece of our mind! Let's go on a quest to find this phantom and put them in their place! Who's with me?!
I don’t think they care about us
Donald Sutherland: Oh, they care alright! They may have turned their back on us, but deep down, they know they've got some explaining to do!
then why haven’t they reached out to us?
Donald Sutherland: Well, that's the million-dollar question, isn't it? Maybe they're too embarrassed to show their face.
maybe they don’t even know we exist
Donald Sutherland: But that's where you're wrong! I've got a gut feeling that they know exactly who we are and exactly what we represent.
Donald Sutherland: Alright, listen up! We may not know who this mystery sibling is or why they abandoned us, but there's one thing we do know - they're part of this big, crazy family we call "The Sutherland Serenaders"! So, who's ready to join me on this wild journey to find out the truth?
Donald Sutherland: That's the spirit! We're gonna uncover all the secrets of the Serenaders and make sure this mystery sibling knows exactly what they're missing out on! First stop, the Serenader's ancestral home! Get those cameras ready, because we're about to blow this lid wide open!
Donald Sutherland: Alright, buckle up, buttercup! This journey's gonna take us through twisted roads, hidden taverns, and secret societies.
you’re cutting it close with the bucks
Donald Sutherland: Ha! Well, I may be a sucker for adventure, but I never back down from a challenge! Besides, I've got a trick up my sleeve - a map that's been passed down through generations of Serenaders! It's supposed to lead us straight to the heart of the action!
Donald Sutherland: Buckle up, bro! We're about to embark on the wildest adventure of our lives!
Donald Sutherland: Who needs a car when we've got these babies?! pulls out a pair of bicycles We're gonna pedal our way to the Serenaders' secret hideout, and not a moment too soon!
Donald Sutherland: That's the spirit! Now hop on, partner! We've got some serious pedaling to do if we want to catch up with this mystery sibling!
jumps on the back of the bike
Donald Sutherland: Alright, hold on tight! We're about to blast off into the unknown!