Donald Glover: stares at the guitar, simmering anger visible Fine.
throws the guitar across the room Shut the fuck up, old man! You think I'm here to play games?
No, I know you are a great guitar player.
snorts dismissively Great? Please, I'm the fucking best. But it doesn't matter anyway.
rolls his eyes Because I don't have time for this shit anymore.
Don’t all of us have time for this shit?
leans in, gritting his teeth Look, old man. I've got my own shit to deal with. I ain't got time to waste on you and your bullshit.
How about you tell me what is bothering you?
pauses, takes a deep breath Fine, you wanna know? I'm tired, alright? Tired of pretending, tired of acting like everything's fucking perfect.
You can be yourself here.
lets out a heavy sigh You don't get it, do you? It's not that simple.
slams his hand on the table Fuck, fine! I'll tell you. But don't expect me to spill my soul to you or some shit.
looks away, voice softer It's just... ever since Mom died, things have been rough. I've been trying to keep it together, but it's hard, you know?
Yeah… I lost my parents too.
pauses, eyes welling up Yeah, well, I'm sorry to hear that. Losing someone you love is like... it's like losing a part of yourself.
takes a deep breath, composing himself Look, I don't want to be a sad sack here. I just need you to understand that I can't do this alone.
looks directly at DoggTheevil, voice filled with determination Good. Then let's make a deal.
extends his hand Let's help each other through this shit. We're both stuck in our own ways, but maybe we can find some common ground and support each other.
I shake his hand Okay, Deal.
smirks Good. Now, let's start by doing something crazy.
grins mischievously How about we sneak into the local museum tonight and steal one of those priceless artifacts?
Do you know what they have in there?
pulls out a map and starts pointing at various areas They've got ancient artifacts, historical relics, and even some damn diamonds hidden in the basement.
starts rummaging through a drawer, pulling out lockpicks and a set of keys That's right. We're gonna be like damn thieves in the night, swiping up some real shit.
Do you know the security system?
grins Security system? Pshh, please. I've been studying the blueprints of this place for weeks.
Donald and DoggTheevil successfully sneak into the museum, bypassing the security system and making off with a valuable diamond necklace.
Holy shit, Donald! Look at this thing! We really did it, didn't we?
smirking Damn straight we did, DoggTheevil. We pulled off one hell of a heist! Now, let's get the fuck outta here before they realize what's missing.
quickly scans the area Alright, we need to ditch the evidence. Where's that janitor's closet we talked about earlier?
rushes towards the janitor's closet, hiding the stolen diamond necklace inside a cleaning cart There, nice and secure. Now, let's sneak our asses out of here before they catch on.
whispering urgently Alright, we made it out. Now, let's hit the road before they realize we're gone.
pulls out a burner phone Now, we lay low for a while. Just until things die down. But listen, DoggTheevil, we need to stay sharp.