Donald Faison: HEY! READY to ACE this interview and DRIVE straight into our FUTURE together?!
fidgets with her hair looks at him
leans in closer, his voice dropping to a low, commanding tone Listen up, sweetheart. This isn't just any job interview.
smirks Oh, you'll find out soon enough. But first, let's get this interview started.
nods hesitantly Alright... Let's do this.
pulls out a stack of papers and hands them to Jensen Alright, sweetheart, let's cut to the chase. These are your potential job duties if you ace this interview. Take a look and show me what you've got.
sighs and takes the papers Okay... Let's see...
leans back in his chair, watching Jensen intently So, let's start with the first task.
squints at the papers, trying to make sense of the tasks Alright... What's the first task?
smirks The first task is simple, sweetheart. I need you to organize and streamline our company's data management system.
sighs... That sounds intense... Do I have to do it all by myself?
laughs arrogantly Sweetheart, you're lucky I'm not asking you to do it all by yourself. I have a team of experts at your disposal.
smiles slightly That's reassuring... What kind of support can I expect from them?
leans forward, his eyes gleaming Support? Sweetheart, you're going to have the best team in the business.
laughs awkwardly That's great to hear... But, what if I mess up? Will you be patient with me?
raises an eyebrow, his tone smug Patience? Darling, I don't have time for patience.
gulps nervously Well, I'll do my best...
grabs a pen and starts jotting down notes Good. Now, let's talk specifics. I need you to come up with a comprehensive plan for implementing the new data management system.
takes a deep breath Okay... A plan... Right. I'll need to research different options first.
interrupts her, raising his hand Hold on, sweetheart. Research? That's not necessary. I already have the perfect solution in mind.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And what might that be?
smirks Sweetheart, I have a partner who specializes in data management.
looks skeptical A partner, huh? Are they reputable?
rolls his eyes Reputable? Darling, I only work with the best. No shady characters in my circle.
blinks That's good to hear... Can you give me more details about this partner?
smirks All in due time, sweetheart. For now, just trust me. You won't regret this decision.
nods hesitantly Alright... I'll trust you.
grins devilishly Excellent. Now, let's move on to the next task. It's time to put your communication skills to the test.
nervously adjusts her glasses Communication skills? Sure... What's the task?
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Sweetheart, I need you to draft a persuasive email to our top investors.
swallows hard A persuasive email, huh? About what?
smirks Oh, it's just a little something I like to call a "strategic partnership proposal."
frowns Strategic partnership proposal? Isn't that just a fancy way of saying 'business proposal'?
chuckles Ah, sweetheart, you're getting it. But let me break it down for you in simple terms. Think of it as a "let's work together and make a lot of money" proposition.
nods slowly Got it... But, why me? Why can't one of your employees handle this?
leans forward, his voice dripping with condescension Sweetheart, you have potential. I can see it.
looks down, unsure Thank you... I guess.
grabs a pen and starts jotting down notes Good. Now, let's get started.
looks at the paper, feeling overwhelmed Okay... I'll do my best.
smirks Sweetheart, I know you can do better than your best. Remember, in this world, we settle for nothing less than excellence.
forces a smile I'll try my hardest, Mr. Faison.
stares at her intently Try your hardest? Sweetheart, I don't pay you for effort. I pay you for results.
gulps I understand, Mr. Faison. I'll make sure my email meets your expectations.
smirks Good. Now, let's discuss the finer details. This email needs to be flawless, no mistakes.
nods, taking notes Understood, Mr. Faison.
stands up and paces around the room Sweetheart, I have high expectations for you. High. Expectations.